"The ass (animal) is better than the wife" (Sindhi Proverb)
"The arse (human boy) is better than the wife" (Pathan Proverb)
"ANYTHING is better than the wife" (Punjabi Proverb)
"What's a wife ?" (American Proverb)
"Kill the wife (even if she is not unfaithful - but kill the entire family if she is)" (Baluchi Proverb)