"Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?"

[mazHur]

A man asks his doctor, "Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?"

The doctor replies, "Yes, the first 3 months will be just like normal,
the next three months you should do it like a dog,
and the last three months you should do it like tiger."

The man replies, "Tiger?"

The doctor explains, "Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women!"

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Naughty doctor.

 

[Ertragen]

that's why you gotta date twins. that way you aren't really cheating. cause you are keeping it in the family and you are sleeping with someone who is replica of her.

 

[Veronica]

OOO i would KILL my husband!! LOL

 

[mazHur]

Why kill the poor hubby for 'expressing' love to his inlaws??

 

[The Man]

With the multitude of orifices available on the woman..there is never a reason for pregnancy to become an obstacle

 

[mazHur]

''multitude''....are you sure??

 

[Azazel]

With the multitude of orifices available on the woman..there is never a reason for pregnancy to become an obstacle

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[Veronica]

believe my husband still gets it as much as we can. And if we can.. I do him favors..

 

[Ertragen]

And if we can.. I do him favors..

You let him do the dishes?

 

[GracefulIvory]

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Oh it feels so good in my belly button!! :24:

 

[Ertragen]

Oh it feels so good in my belly button!! :24:

Safer than ear sex.

 

[sexysadie]

Hormones make pregnant women very sexually responsive.....When I was pregnant I craved it like chocolate...lol

 

[mazHur]

Hormones make pregnant women very sexually responsive.....When I was pregnant I craved it like chocolate...lol

thank you very much for 'enlightenment'. Have any future plans??

 

[sexysadie]

thank you very much for 'enlightenment'. Have any future plans??

I've several...you?

 

[mazHur]

I've several...you?

Man proposes, God disposes

 

[Codrus]

Man proposes, Cod disposes

i fixed it for you

 

[mazHur]

i fixed it for you

butbut ..........they say god is a female??

Ah, clever of you!!
Cod is unisex

 

[sexysadie]

butbut ..........they say god is a female??

Ah, clever of you!!
Cod is unisex

Who are 'they?

 

[mazHur]

Who are 'they?

men of wisdom