The oldest excuse in the book

[mazHur]

A young man was crying at the bar.
The bartender gives him a free drink and asks, "What's the trouble?"
"I got kicked out of chef school," says the fellow. "They say I gave them the oldest excuse in the book, and all I did was tell the truth."
"What did you say?"
































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"I told them the dog ate my homework."

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[Ertragen]

"I told them the dog ate my homework."
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Actually the oldest excuse in the book is.
"It was the woman's fault." It's in the bible in Genesis.

 

[mazHur]

Actually the oldest excuse in the book is.
"It was the woman's fault." It's in the bible in Genesis.

butbut...in my book it's the man responsible for the 'fault'!! He shouldn't have got erection! lol

 

[Ertragen]

butbut...in my book it's the man responsible for the 'fault'!! He shouldn't have got erection! lol

He got erection only AFTER he got tempted by the woman and then ate of the fruit. which opened his eyes to knowledge of Good and Evil.
so Woman's temptation came before he came. (if you get the joke)

 

[mazHur]

He got erection only AFTER he got tempted by the woman and then ate of the fruit. which opened his eyes to knowledge of Good and Evil.
so Woman's temptation came before he came. (if you get the joke)

thanks for clarification...yeah, women are bloody tempting species