what defines a man?

Wearing a fanny-pack because you're the baddest motherfucker in the room and nobody will call you on it is what makes a man.

Evidence:

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If you want a profile of maleness, in actuality or ideally it is hard to answer. In the primitive world, males were the hunters and providers. While they still benefit from their testosterone, larger frames, and muscles in physical tasks, in the modern technical age this distinction has been minimalized. Leadership by virtue of physical strength really means nothing today. If you can believe the media, Women appear to be sliding into positions of power by means of brain power and having the larger bag of mental skills they can draw on to deal with different situations. More and more men are being relegated to at-home providers. I can easily imagine role reversal, men making them selves up to look attractive for the dominant sex. :)
 
Pete, Dt3, and Springer are spot on I think :24:

but!!! I found a man test :D If anyone want to see how manly they are.

http://www.quizrocket.com/real-man-test


Your Result


I am a Real Man!

You are a real man. You're not out to prove anything to anyone, but you are very confident and comfortable in your own skin. You love giving advice and you're the one people call when they need something fixed - or need someone to open a pickle jar. Sometimes, though, you might get a little carried away with the "guy" stuff - put down the Maxim and you're good to go.

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Your Result


I am a Real Man!

You are a real man. You're not out to prove anything to anyone, but you are very confident and comfortable in your own skin. You love giving advice and you're the one people call when they need something fixed - or need someone to open a pickle jar. Sometimes, though, you might get a little carried away with the "guy" stuff - put down the Maxim and you're good to go.
 
Pete, Dt3, and Springer are spot on I think :24:

but!!! I found a man test :D If anyone want to see how manly they are.

http://www.quizrocket.com/real-man-test
if this was a REAL man test #1 would have another choice "havve you ever been hunting?"

Answer: "No but it's not because I don't like killing cute fuzzy creatures... I just don't wanna fucking go!"

http://comedians.jokes.com/ron-white/videos/ron-white---deer-hunting

this test describes the typical spit and grunt alpha male not the everyday individual.
 
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A real man stands up for his friends and what he believes in, even when it gets him into shit, he doesn't give a fuck what others think about him and always does his own thing regardless of what people will say, when life knocks him down he doesn't pull guard or refuse to get up from butt scoot like a PUSSY, he gets back up and comes with his chin sticking out winging Real American HAYMAKERS right back at it, IMO real man looks something like THIS:

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