Wyndex's Advice Corner

[itsmeJonB]

Hello Doctor.

My ex keeps calling and telling me about his sex life. Would you say it's more of a wanting a reaction from me or he thinks of me as a bro?
HELP ME DEX, HELP ME!

He's looking for a reaction, most of his stories are tall tales, he secretly has turned gay and has been getting it from behind all this time. So he may not think of you as a bro, but as a bf4l, gurrrrrl

 

[brieze]

He's looking for a reaction, most of his stories are tall tales, he secretly has turned gay and has been getting it from behind all this time. So he may not think of you as a bro, but as a bf4l, gurrrrrl

...this actually makes sense. You're good.

 

[itsmeJonB]

my intellect knows no bounds

 

[Panacea]

Should I build a time machine and go back to 2004 before I went to college or should I stick it out and finish my Master's degree? The goal is to not be impoverished. Thanks, Doctor!

 

[itsmeJonB]

Should I build a time machine and go back to 2004 before I went to college or should I stick it out and finish my Master's degree? The goal is to not be impoverished. Thanks, Doctor!

Because of the bend in time and reality your decision had already been made and you either remained in current time or have already gone back in time and decided to stick it out and finish your Master's from a previous bad decision.

 

[Panacea]

Because of the bend in time and reality your decision had already been made and you either remained in current time or have already gone back in time and decided to stick it out and finish your Master's from a previous bad decision.

Shit, so I'm stupid for infinity?????????? :willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

 

[NuckingFuts]

Mine is a school question as well. First oof I am having a bitch of a time finding a job. As is a lot of other people. Anyway I was thinking about going back to school for a Radiology tech degree. In these troubling times is it best to put myself back into debt or just suck it up and try harder at getting a new job?

 

[itsmeJonB]

In a matter of finding the proper solution you should always follow in the footsteps of the greatest nation in the world, America (Fuck Yeah!) So, dont just get into debt but get into trillions of dollars of debt, preferably with your worst enemy

 

[NuckingFuts]

In a matter of finding the proper solution you should always follow in the footsteps of the greatest nation in the world, America (Fuck Yeah!) So, dont just get into debt but get into trillions of dollars of debt, preferably with your worst enemy

So your saying go to school and get a federal student loan? Lol

 

[itsmeJonB]

So your saying go to school and get a federal student loan? Lol

:thumbup

hah

 

[NuckingFuts]

Thanks Doc Dexx your the shit!:thumbup

 

[Racks]

If you have a dilemma, I have advice

Welcome to Wyndex's Advice Corner, where the advice may not always be good, but theres a lot of it

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[itsmeJonB]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

There is no answer for an "if", bring me a woodchuck who would in fact chuck the wood and I will bring you definitive answer

 

[JoeCool10]

Why does my child only tell me no.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Why does my child only tell me no.

Because you're a woman, and you're usually wrong anyway

 

[JoeCool10]

:eek!

 

[itsmeJonB]

I have spoken!

 

[jassilem]

Because you're a woman, and you're usually wrong anyway

:eek!

Wow.. just wow.. is all I can say to that one.. dang...



What causes my two year old to pinch, bite and slap? he wasn't raised that way.. :willy_nilly:

 

[itsmeJonB]

Wow.. just wow.. is all I can say to that one.. dang...



What causes my two year old to pinch, bite and slap? he wasn't raised that way.. :willy_nilly:

The terrible two's will be and always be a baffling phenomenon, so much though that not even scientists can decipher its madness

 

[freakofnature]

Wyndex, you have lost my respect for you. How do you get it back?