Do you sit or stand when wiping your ass?

How do you wipe?

  • Always sit

    Votes: 20 58.8%
  • Always stand

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • I hover

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • Depends on the mess

    Votes: 7 20.6%

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    34

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NY Tall Guy

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what the hell..I'm a sarcastic smart ass...this is right up my alley lol...

I ain't no lady...so wiping my ass while on the toilet ain't for me...I'm a man...and I take care of manly business like men should...and I do that standing up...if I were to hover, I'd make a messy mess of the target location...so I just stand there...helps me get a good reach and helps me get in those tight spaces where I need to be at...and I wipe... and wipe...and wipe my ass some more...till I have that fresh feeling...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...THAT's better :)
 
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:24: LoL at this thread... There's some-things that shouldn't be answered, this is one.
Why would I care how someone else wipes their ass :yuk
Although I'm pretty sure everybody stands... Is it even possible to wipe whilst sitting
 
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