what the hell..I'm a sarcastic smart ass...this is right up my alley lol...
I ain't no lady...so wiping my ass while on the toilet ain't for me...I'm a man...and I take care of manly business like men should...and I do that standing up...if I were to hover, I'd make a messy mess of the target location...so I just stand there...helps me get a good reach and helps me get in those tight spaces where I need to be at...and I wipe... and wipe...and wipe my ass some more...till I have that fresh feeling...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...THAT's better
:24: LoL at this thread... There's some-things that shouldn't be answered, this is one.
Why would I care how someone else wipes their ass :yuk
Although I'm pretty sure everybody stands... Is it even possible to wipe whilst sitting