Do you sit or stand when wiping your ass?

[Peter Parka]

How the hell can you wipe your arse when standing up? Your cheeks would prevent you easy access to your anus, not to mention squeeze shit all over the place.

 

[Thornless]

Pussy what?

??:24:

 

[Francis]

This is a pretty anal retentive thread

Personally it all "depends".. :24::24:

 

[edgray]

¿there's no option for both?

 

[Oncoming Storm]

How the hell can you wipe your arse when standing up? Your cheeks would prevent you easy access to your anus, not to mention squeeze shit all over the place.

Just squat a bit. Not far, just a bit. Works for me. :booty:

 

[Francis]

¿there's no option for both?

You SIT down and Stand up while wiping ? :willy_nilly:

You are an odd duck Ed.. I would think Depends would meet most "both" options.. :24:

 

[edgray]

You SIT down and Stand up while wiping ? :willy_nilly:

You are an odd duck Ed.. I would think Depends would meet most "both" options.. :24:

not at the same time of course, that would confuse even Schrödinger and his cat...

 

[TGLucario475]

I stoop, so I do neither!

 

[edgray]

I stoop, so I do neither!

I thought furries would do it squatting? :jk

 

[TGLucario475]

I thought furries would do it squatting? :jk

*shakes his head* No, that's drunken women!

 

[toomuchwit]

i voted for, hover. might as well get a little thigh and butt exercise while your wiping ass clean - :jk

 

[JanieDough]

¿there's no option for both?

both??? BOTH??? BOTH?!

man....you know how to live.

 

[Thornless]

¿there's no option for both?

:24: It's multiple choice

 

[SammyStephens]

Does laying down count? I usually run and slide on back feet first in my neighbor's lawn

 

[Azazel]

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[edgray]

both??? BOTH??? BOTH?!

man....you know how to live.

don't I? Rock n roll

:24: It's multiple choice

then it's not a particularly good poll

 

[Thornless]

don't I? Rock n roll



then it's not a particularly good poll

You just said you wanted to both as an option!:willy_nilly:

 

[edgray]

You just said you wanted to both as an option!:willy_nilly:

yeah, not select 2 options but have the two as 1 option... you know, to keep the poll representative.

 

[Thornless]

yeah, not select 2 options but have the two as 1 option... you know, to keep the poll representative.

Pfft whatever

 

[Thornless]

Digging up shit for new members.

Sitters have the lead!