Has your SO, gf, bf, partner, husband or wife...

[six6six6six6]

Buster, I have short fingers and a mighty long fuse. :mad

Well it seems you have a conundrum then, I'm sure zaz could help you out

 

[Francis]

Did she use it so much it turned into a pickle? xD

Nope.. :ninja

 

[Francis]

Buster, I have short fingers and a might long fuse. :mad

God sure knew how to frustrate you or make it last real long..

 

[six6six6six6]

Nope.. :ninja

It did didn't it, did you eat the pickle? I would've.

 

[Francis]

It did didn't it, did you eat the pickle? I would've.

No I guess that's why she is now my ex.. :24::24:

 

[six6six6six6]

No I guess that's why she is now my ex.. :24::24:

A good man would eat his significant others pickle! Everyone knows that!

 

[Taralynn]

God sure knew how to frustrate you or make it last real long..

 

[six6six6six6]

:24: god he is old now :O

 

[Francis]

...

That wasn't God..

This is God..

 

[Taralynn]

That wasn't God..

This is God..

 

[six6six6six6]

Hahaha! Blasphemy! Jesus doesn't flip the bird.

 

[TheTinGirl]

For the young lady with short fingers and a long hallway...
Detach the top of your shower head (If it connects to a hose) and remove the black rubber piece from the hose.
Instabest friend. <3
Your doorbell will thank you.

That is all.

 

[Taralynn]

For the young lady with short fingers and a long hallway...
Detach the top of your shower head (If it connects to a hose) and remove the black rubber piece from the hose.
Instabest friend. <3
Your doorbell will thank you.

That is all.

I have a high powered dual shower head. It HAS been my best friend for many a session.

 

[TammyLynne]

:24:

Actually my gf and I haven't apologised to each other during sex, but "i love you" often comes out.

this is something I can relate to.

 

[Dana]

thats weird.... being married, i think good sex would be a get out of shit free card?

 

[itsmeJonB]

thats weird.... being married, i think good sex would be a get out of shit free card?

in what fantasy world?

 

[TheTinGirl]

I have to agree...if I'm pissed off, you know it- and your coming on to me?
Your swimmers are in serious jeopardy, I don't care how good the sex is. xD

 

[darkangel]

in what fantasy world?

:homo:

 

[TammyLynne]

thats weird.... being married, i think good sex would be a get out of shit free card?

not always. i've had sex with my hubby after a fight and still stay mad at him after the amazing sex.

 

[Thornless]

not always. i've had sex with my hubby after a fight and still stay mad at him after the amazing sex.

Remarried then?:unsure: Made it seem like you were separated in your intro post.