Has your SO, gf, bf, partner, husband or wife...

[Francis]

Oh.. the right man can keep a woman dead in bed.....what's right about that man pray tell?

Well depending on the interpretation of that perhaps an insurance policy.. :24::24::24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Are u high on something? What penis or vagina is going to scar anyone for life? It aint the 50s u know....Peter stop watching old shows about England's take on America.....

I'm sorry, I must have been misled by our biased media that Jacket Jackson showing a covered over nipple for 1 second caused loads of Americans to go apeshit.

 

[itsmeJonB]

I'm sorry, I must have been misled by our biased media that Jacket Jackson showing a covered over nipple for 1 second caused loads of Americans to go apeshit.

FCC != American People

 

[Guyzerr]

I can't talk during sex. I just grunt a lot.

 

[Abcinthia]

Well I'm not sure if lying there like a corpse is the british way, but you seem to hint it was from your perspective, perhaps you want to add ?

I was just connecting the fact you and my ex were british..

I'm sure if someone tickles / spanks you just right, you won't stay lying there.. The right man can keep a woman dead or alive in bed.. :spank:

I don't really lie there like a corpse. Having sex is one of the few physical things I'm good at so I put a lot of effort into it

 

[Taralynn]

I don't really lie there like a corpse. Having sex is one of the few physical things I'm good at so I put a lot of effort into it

Me too, hun. Especially if there is a hamster wheel involved.

 

[Francis]

I don't really lie there like a corpse. Having sex is one of the few physical things I'm good at so I put a lot of effort into it

Me too, hun. Especially if there is a hamster wheel involved.

Gezzzzzz, it's not effort when it's fun...

 

[Taralynn]

Gezzzzzz, it's not effort when it's fun...

Not to go off topic or anything but Francis, is that something between your legs or is that an upside down doo-dah????

 

[six6six6six6]

I believe it's the rat from pinky and the brain, upside down. I may be wrong

 

[Taralynn]

I believe it's the rat from pinky and the brain, upside down. I may be wrong

Oh good. I was having delusions. It's like I WANTED to stand on my head and look but feared reprisal from my inner voice which refuses to partake in subliminal messages.

Plus standing on my head puts me in direct line of sight with the air vent that needs cleaning.

 

[Francis]

Not to go off topic or anything but Francis, is that something between your legs or is that an upside down doo-dah????

It's ok this place is called Offtopicz..

You can see what I am playing with thru my web cam.. :willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

And isn't that kinda personal.. :24::24:

Turn that phone upside down and look at it..

 

[Taralynn]

It's ok this place is called Offtopicz..

You can see what I am playing with thru my web cam.. :willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

And isn't that kinda personal.. :24::24:

Turn that phone upside down and look at it..

All I see are the tacks in the carpet.

And the vent....

 

[Francis]

All I see are the tacks in the carpet.

And the vent....

Yes it is Pinkly from Pinky and the Brain, upside down.. His hands are crossed and what your warped mind sees as doh dahs..:24::24:

 

[six6six6six6]

That was such a great show when I was young.

 

[Taralynn]

Yes it is Pinkly from Pinky and the Brain, upside down.. His hands are crossed and what your warped mind sees as doh dahs..:24::24:

Well, Kee-ryst. All of this is because I can't find my vibrator.

 

[Francis]

Seen it only a few times.. Unfortunately..

 

[six6six6six6]

Well, Kee-ryst. All of this is because I can't find my vibrator.

:24: why do you think god gave you fingers woman!

 

[Francis]

Well, Kee-ryst. All of this is because I can't find my vibrator.

Cucumber time.. That's what my ex used to do.. :24:

 

[six6six6six6]

Cucumber time.. That's what my ex used to do.. :24:

Did she use it so much it turned into a pickle? xD

 

[Taralynn]

:24: why do you think god gave you fingers woman!

Buster, I have short fingers and a might long fuse. :mad