I will never...

[Ryder]

cheer for the Yankees/Mets/Canadiens/New York football Giants and Jets

....

damn you.

 

[Brujahpriest]

I will never...
Forget the total loss of self I had when I learned of my cousin's death.
Again fall to anorexia
fail to tell those around me how much I love and need them.
forgive Billy Ray Cyrus for that song "Achy Breaky Heart"
find anyone's tractor sexy!

 

[Thornless]

I will never...
Forget the total loss of self I had when I learned of my cousin's death.
Again fall to anorexia
fail to tell those around me how much I love and need them.
forgive Billy Ray Cyrus for that song "Achy Breaky Heart"
find anyone's tractor sexy!

I see you didn't put

"- forget my wifes eye color again"

:surrender

 

[dkwrtw]

I will never

wash dishes for a living again
Cheer for Ross Pearson
stop loving Team Hammer House

 

[Codrus]

i will never use a pressure washer for enemas.......again:eek

 

[Codrus]

i will never have sex with a thimble.....again

 

[Codrus]

i will never receive money for sex.....again































................unless its more than $20

 

[Boomerang]

• pay full price for a Coach purse
• eat salad
• own a cat
• get over my fear of vomit
• work in retail again (if I have a choice anyway)

 

[BlackCherry]

As a rule I never say never.

HOWEVER comma I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER...

...root for the Philadelphia Flyers.

 

[Dana]

...brush my teeth with hemorrhoid creme

:24::24:

 

[Dana]

• pay full price for a Coach purse
• eat salad
• own a cat
• get over my fear of vomit
• work in retail again (if I have a choice anyway)

if u dont eat salad how do u stay thin? btw ive had sum great salads... but i eat baby spinach instead of lettuce.

 

[Boomerang]

if u dont eat salad how do u stay thin? btw ive had sum great salads... but i eat baby spinach instead of lettuce.

Hahaaha. Stay thin? You're funny. I'm trying to get thin.

I have never actually tried salad. However I hate all the contents of them so I imagine I wouldn't like it. I have never tried baby spinach though.

 

[Dana]

Hahaaha. Stay thin? You're funny. I'm trying to get thin.

I have never actually tried salad. However I hate all the contents of them so I imagine I wouldn't like it. I have never tried baby spinach though.

all the pics you've post on here u look skinny

 

[Guyzerr]

all the pics you've post on here u look skinny

** please forgive me lord for what I am about to say ***

all the pics you post here look like you don't eat salad.

*** Amen ***




























Sorry Dana but if you get the right pitch you gotta hit it out of the park.

 

[freakofnature]

if u dont eat salad how do u stay thin? btw ive had sum great salads... but i eat baby spinach instead of lettuce.

Eating salads is not a prerequisite to being thin.

 

[satinbutterfly]

I will never

• Lose who I am because of a guy.
• Eat broccoli, spinach, artichokes, or any other green vegetable besides lettuce and pickles.
• Try to take my own life again.
• Fail to let the people I love know I love them.
• Completely trust anyone besides myself.

 

[toomuchwit]

i will never use seran wrap as a substitute for a real condom ever again, it doesn't work.

 

[Anghellic]

I will never:
-Work in fast food again
-Let someone else drive my car unless it is an absolutely emergency
-let an ex live with me after we break up.... again >.>
-abuse an animal

 

[Codrus]

i will never go down on a woman till i get lock jaw.....again

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I will never

• Lose who I am because of a guy.
• Eat broccoli, spinach, artichokes, or any other green vegetable besides lettuce and pickles.
• Try to take my own life again.
• Fail to let the people I love know I love them.
• Completely trust anyone besides myself.

:heyEat your vegetables young lady!