How Many Men Does It Take To?

[chatterbox]

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One,he just holds it just holds it up there and expects the world to revolve around him.:laughat:
And another one,(sorry a bit rude)
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are up in their bedroom.The 7 yr old says.I think we should start swearing.I'll swear then you swear.They walk downstairs and their mum says to the 7 year old.
Mum:What do you want for breakfast?
7 yr old:Shit I don't know,coco pops?
Mum wacks him on the arse and sends him up stairs crying.The mum turns to the 4 yr old and says
Mum:And what do you want for breakfast?
4 yr old:I don't know but it won't be friggin coco pops!!:clap
Hope you enjoy!
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[Peter Parka]

Why does it take a woman with PMS 2 hours to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE IT JUST FUCKING DOES, ALRIGHT?!!!

 

[mhtal3at]

Why does it take a woman with PMS 2 hours to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE IT JUST FUCKING DOES, ALRIGHT?!!!

What does it mean

None of my friends has been able to solve it, is it a riddle or a joke

can u plz give some explanation here?

 

[Kyle B]

what does it mean

none of my friends has been able to solve it, is it a riddle or a joke

can u plz give some explanation here?

it means what it fucking means! Alright?!!!! :24:

 

[mhtal3at]

That seems hilarious but rather blur...
any better explanations?

 

[darkangel]

PMS....Everything that happens during that time is done with hostility for some women.

 

[mhtal3at]

Ahaaaaa

 

[Mad Paul]

The reaction is from a woman experiencing PMS, twas a good joke.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

 

[darkangel]

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

And all this time I thought whores moaned when you did pay them...

 

[Mad Paul]

must be the PMS they all get