Patriotic duty......not anti Muslim tongue in cheek

[hart]

Never underestimate the ability of some to come up with humor, even in times of great stress!! Enjoy!

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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY​

Don't forget to mark your calendars.​

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. ​

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. ​

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All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.​

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The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. ​

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God bless America !​

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P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possible aiding and abetting terrorists.​

 

[porterjack]

i am afraid way too many people might believe that to be true

 

[hart]

U think I should delete this post? It's from a former cop friend of mine.....he is very right wing, I am more liberal but I think it's kinda funny....mostly the idea.

 

[porterjack]

dont delete just because there are stupid people who cannot think for themsleves

 

[Guyzerr]

U think I should delete this post? It's from a former cop friend of mine.....he is very right wing, I am more liberal but I think it's kinda funny....mostly the idea.

No don't. Even though I'm not American there's a couple of farm wives down the road I wanna check out so with any luck it will catch on. :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

I think the most effective measure to stop the suicide bombers is to show them a photo of Susan Boyle, the'll have second thoughts when they find out what a real virgin looks like!

 

[hart]

I think the most effective measure to stop the suicide bombers is to show them a photo of Susan Boyle, the'll have second thoughts when they find out what a real virgin looks like!

Rep coming to you Peter, that made me LOL

 

[mhtal3at]

Well, I am Muslim. And that made me laugh to my stomach. Would you please tell me who gave you the idea of suicidal?
Actually, Islam condemns and forbiddens any action of suiciding. Because, in the judgment day, your sort of punishment will be the same as if you had killed another person.

I am not taking this joke for granted or believing somehow, but, to complete the joy of the joke, I wanted to clarify, which also requires telling you that Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said something that means that if bad things go around you and you can't change it-In this case they had already decided to take their whatever off and wander round the streets-stay indoors.


And the only case one can kill one's self(or any other one's self) is self defense or defending your country(the duty which the word Jihad actually means.

There's one thing I want to get across to you which is THE SOURCE you get all these faulty information about religions and races, it's the same reason that made some people treat the minority (like the USA in the last few decades) just stereo-typing others is not as funny as it may sound.



Regards guys, and hope you really have a second thought at what I said and see what I really mean.

 

[hart]

Well, I am Muslim. And that made me laugh to my stomach. Would you please tell me who gave you the idea of suicidal?
Actually, Islam condemns and forbiddens any action of suiciding. Because, in the judgment day, your sort of punishment will be the same as if you had killed another person.

I am not taking this joke for granted or believing somehow, but, to complete the joy of the joke, I wanted to clarify, which also requires telling you that Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said something that means that if bad things go around you and you can't change it-In this case they had already decided to take their whatever off and wander round the streets-stay indoors.


And the only case one can kill one's self(or any other one's self) is self defense or defending your country(the duty which the word Jihad actually means.

There's one thing I want to get across to you which is THE SOURCE you get all these faulty information about religions and races, it's the same reason that made some people treat the minority (like the USA in the last few decades) just stereo-typing others is not as funny as it may sound.



Regards guys, and hope you really have a second thought at what I said and see what I really mean.

Yup thinking I offended Muslims..............

 

[mhtal3at]

Yup thinking I offended Muslims..............

thinking not

LOL

just that what made me laugh is the false preconceptions some people have towards others, that's it

 

[skyblue]

I think the most effective measure to stop the suicide bombers is to show them a photo of Susan Boyle, the'll have second thoughts when they find out what a real virgin looks like!

fuck me.....i nearly choked on my stella:24:

 

[Ertragen]

i am afraid way too many people might believe that to be true

I'm more afraid many fat women will be walking around naked showing off their cellulite and stretch marks

 

[darkangel]

Not many overweight Muslims where I used to live. :nod: