Firmed Up

[kelvin070]

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bottom, and said: "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this offended her, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said: "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This, she decided, was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed his crotch.

With a death grip in place, she said: "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener and the pool man."

 

[Ertragen]

He probably meant well. Kind of like buying her cooking tools so she has more excuse to stay home and eat bon bons.
and you know... cook.

 

[itsmeJonB]

He probably meant well. Kind of like buying her cooking tools so she has more excuse to stay home and eat bon bons.
and you know... cook.

WAT??

its a joke what are you talking about lol

 

[Ertragen]

WAT??

its a joke what are you talking about lol

yep and so was my comment. I was making a joke too.
I was saying woman's place is in the kitchen...

 

[itsmeJonB]

yep and so was my comment. I was making a joke too.
I was saying woman's place is in the kitchen...

lewl damn right it is

i didnt catch it. im under the influence of inebriating substances

 

[kelvin070]

yep and so was my comment. I was making a joke too.
I was saying woman's place is in the kitchen...

Did you really catch the joke?

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Guys, she's saying, he's not perfect either otherwise she would stop screwing the gardener and pool dude

Nice joke

 

[Ertragen]

Did you really catch the joke?

Ofcourse. and what's wrong with adding my own little joke?

Guys, she's saying, he's not perfect either otherwise she would stop screwing the gardener and pool dude

Nice joke

we don't need no explanation on the joke. we alread got it. we men are smarter than you women you know.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I doubt that, women have the ability to concentrate better and "multi-task" because the two hemispheres of their brain are connected better and closer.
The whole 'being smarter than the other' is opinion really and something intelligence tests cannot prove, it would depend on who you test..because in psychology, there is no such thing as 'proving something', you can only provide evidence to support your conclusion, for which you haven't done, and definitions of intelligence vary from culture to culture and I think I pretty much just settled that haha

 

[Ertragen]

I doubt that, women have the ability to concentrate better and "multi-task" because the two hemispheres of their brain are connected better and closer.
The whole 'being smarter than the other' is opinion really and something intelligence tests cannot prove, it would depend on who you test..because in psychology, there is no such thing as 'proving something', you can only provide evidence to support your conclusion, for which you haven't done, and definitions of intelligence vary from culture to culture and I think I pretty much just settled that haha

I still don't see food on my table. Why aren't you in the kitchen?

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

'Cause I eat men like air.

 

[freakofnature]

Rawr!

 

[RedRyder]

Lol! .....

 

[Ertragen]

'Cause I eat men like air.

DO you swallow?

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

That's for me to know and you to guess