Mom and Dad will kill you

[KLD1019]

Not too much... I wasn't really one to rebel and shit.

same here! i was the youngest of my siblings (they were 8 and 9 years older than me) so i was favored and spoiled. i never took advantage of it. they didnt set curfew cause they trusted me (grandparents raised us) all my grandmaw ever said was "as long as you're home before your pawpaw leaves for work (5am)" i was usually home between 2 and 3. i went out, partied, drank, lost virginity at 16 almost 17, was open and honest with them....but rather the "dont ask, dont tell" as long as i was being careful and doing nothing stupid to get me in serious trouble.

the ONE thing that i did do that sent my grandmaw over the edge was get my tongue pierced. i was 17, mom signed consent form. mawmaw found out about it, screamed, threw luggage at me and told me to get out. i just rolled my eyes and ignored it cause i knew she didnt mean it. she got over it after a few months after realizing that i wasnt gonna take it out.

 

[Alien Allen]

I was an angel

I had no option

The older siblings had done everything imaginable so there was no use trying to do anything bad an hoping to get away with it

 

[KLD1019]

I was an angel

I had no option

The older siblings had done everything imaginable so there was no use trying to do anything bad an hoping to get away with it

my mom had done everything imaginable and put her parents through hell, so my grandparents knew all the tricks, lies and excuses!

thought of another one that i got by with......

i got DRUUUUNK at a party. first time to be that drunk. i made it home OK (party was a few streets away), got home at 3....to find mawmaw in the kitchen stuffing a roast for dinner the next day! so im like 'crap....im drunk off my ass, she's gonna notice and KILL ME!' she stopped me and asked me the usual "how was the party" "who was all there" "did yall have fun" the whole time im having the counter support me so im not swaying and i had quick "mhm's" to keep her from notcing my slurring. i finally made it out of the kitchen and to my room thinking "im safe!". layed down and it hit me! i rolled out of my bed (a good 3ft high) and reached for my trash can as quietly as possible, holding my mouth to keep it from coming out before. then there was the knock onthe door! she knew i was drunk and how drunk i was so she had followed me to my room just waiting for it to happen. she opend the door and told me to make it to the bathroom. i thought i was gonna get it! she held my hair as i hugged the toilet, got a cold wrag on my neck, had me something to drink. the whole time im crying and saying how sorry i was and that id never drink again and begging for her to not be mad. she was all calm and quiet, and helped me to bed. nursed my hangover the next morning. all i got was "learn your lesson!?" "YES MAAM!!!"

 

[satinbutterfly]

Hmmm... I would say I thought they were going to kill me when I got back with a guy I was dating who tried to kill me. They were pretty upset, but they let me make my mistake and learn from it. Eventually I pulled my head out of my ass and sought the help I needed.

 

[pjbleek]

Hmmm... I would say I thought they were going to kill me when I got back with a guy I was dating who tried to kill me. They were pretty upset, but they let me make my mistake and learn from it. Eventually I pulled my head out of my ass and sought the help I needed.

eekeek:eek
seriously? tried to kill you?...my god

 

[satinbutterfly]

eekeek:eek
seriously? tried to kill you?...my god

Yup. :nod:

Tore my family apart to see me go back to him. God I was stupid then.

 

[Taralynn]

God. I was in trouble all the time. I was 12 years old when I began to "borrow" cars from the next door neighbors. I used a shoebox that was ductaped to my foot to reach the gas and brake pedal. Eventually I went to "girl's school" for that. Before that the teachers (retired now) that I hang out with revealed that they used to call me "shitstorm" behind my back in the corridors of school (hence my siggy). The men and co-workers call me "thundercunt (as also in my siggy)."

I used to do stupid stuff like "phone for fish" which is highly illegal in this area and landed me in the whosegow. I stole tires and electronics but only from people I knew (yeah, this should make it okay) But I never did the sexual shit. I always hung out with guys and they were like big brothers to me until I grew bewbies. Even then I was a freak because I never got very tall so they always and still think of me of their little sister.

I think boosting cars was my biggest call to fame.

God..I read this and everybody was having sex and all I was doing was a Benny and Joon doo-Dah.

 

[Taralynn]

But I will say I always was a good natured and charming child.

 

[RandomDude]

i dont usually get in trouble

 

[Taralynn]

i dont usually get in trouble

In other words, you don't get caught.

 

[RandomDude]

In other words, you don't get caught.

lol that and im lucky enough to have a mum that lets me do pretty much anything i want

 

[Butterfly]

LOL I seldom got into trouble. I'm good at not getting caught :24:

I think the times my mother has been most upset with me were both involving my hubby.

First, during an argument with my mother (about 2 months after hubby and I got engaged) she told me: "While you live under my roof you do as I say" So I said "Fine" called my fiancé and asked him to collect me and all my crap, and moved in with him that very day :24:

Second, I called my mother one Tuesday morning (at work, because I knew she wouldn't make a scene) and told her that I would be getting married the following morning, she was welcome to attend if she likes. She did... and she wore black :24:

 

[pjbleek]

LOL I seldom got into trouble. I'm good at not getting caught :24:

I think the times my mother has been most upset with me were both involving my hubby.

First, during an argument with my mother (about 2 months after hubby and I got engaged) she told me: "While you live under my roof you do as I say" So I said "Fine" called my fiancé and asked him to collect me and all my crap, and moved in with him that very day :24:

Second, I called my mother one Tuesday morning (at work, because I knew she wouldn't make a scene) and told her that I would be getting married the following morning, she was welcome to attend if she likes. She did... and she wore black :24:

that's love!


:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[Sneakiecat]

Um, failing my Spanish final in 9th grade? I know my grandmother was disappointed. I didn't do enough to get in trouble. Went to school, came home, sometimes did my home, occasionally went to the movies with my friends. I had a wild life back then.

I did have Donnie tell my mother that I was pregnant (*gasp* after being married). I didn't feeling like having the "Do you know how much this is going to cost" bitch-fest on what was otherwise a pretty good day.

 

[Siphorous]

When I was barely a teen, I did some stupid things. We had a proper coal fire and I wanted to see what would happen to the aerosol can of some description I chucked in it...

I sat there watching and was quite surprised when my dad came in and hurried everyone into the garden - until the window to the living room blew out from the resulting explosion.

 

[AnitaBeer]

I think the worst was when I was in FHA. We were at state competition and the girls sharing the hotel room with me decided we were going to drink. It was the first time I had drank....and I was drunk. I remember puking up blue maui...haven't touched the shit since then and that was at 17...lol.

Anyways...

Before we checked out we had to have our room inspected so I went to get a teacher while the girls got rid of the bottles and made sure she wouldn't see the blue spot on the carpet. They did get it all cleaned up yay!

I get home and unload my suitcase and the alcohol bottles are IN MY SUITCASE! Oh shit...what was I to do? I couldn't put them in the garbage in the house because my parents would see and they don't drink that crap. I couldn't walk em up to the garbage at my grandparents because they would know something was up. I decided to put them in a bag and take them back into this wooded area behind my house since I knew there was lots of old broken bottles in there anyways.

Fast forward about a week...

I get a call at work with the question, "So you have something to tell me?" I of course said no. She repeated. After a couple times of denying anything was to tell she spurts out Blue Maui. OH SHIT. I was told to let my boss know I was leaving early because they were picking me up and I was grounded. EEK.

I guess some how the bottles got into the ditch by our house and my dad was mowing the yard and found them. My step sister was out there and told them they were mind. She didn't even know. She wasn't even around when it happened and I didn't tell her anything. I'm thinking our stinking dog that followed me smelled the bottles and wanted a taste and pulled the bag with the bottles in it out of the wood.

I was grounded for two weeks and had to turn myself into the school officer and my parents reported the girls and I to the principal. We all had to miss two weeks of school activities. I could careless about the grounding, but it tore me apart to miss cheerleading!

 

[Thornless]

Hmmm smoking when in grade nine, but I think Mom was more upset that I was buying cigarette myself from the store clerks and then selling them to the rich kids at the catholic school for 1.00 each for extra money.

Got caught going into dance clubs at age 15-17 a few times.

Told my Mom I was going camping in a cabin with friends from college, and came down here to Ohio to see Bryan (was 18).

 

[Peep]

I got pregnant at 19 from the boy who my mother HATED! I was pretty much grounded after that. She gave me a choice of either having an abortion or giving it up for adoption when she first found out. After a few weeks she calmed down and told me it was my decision if I wanted to keep it or do the options she presented me with. I hadn't made up my mind what I wanted to do but I didn't have to. I lost the baby.
I went wild after that happened and did alot of things I'm not proud of. She never got mad at me because I never got caught. I did get caught once but it wasn't by my mother. Fast forward 4 years (23). I was hanging out with this guy and our relationship was strictly platonic because he was the brother of a guy that I used to date and he was probably 18 or so so he was too young for me. He supplied me with roll or bean or whatever you wanna call it. I sold it to my friends.
One night we were standing in my parents driveway exchanging "goods".
The next night my mom says that she received a phone call from an old friend who she hadn't talked to in ages. She starts telling me that she knows what I'm up too. I act innocent and say I don't know what she's talking about. She says, "I know that you and Michael are up to no good because my friend is an undercover agent and he is investigating Michael." Up to this point I know that she thinks michael is a saint so it took me by surprise. I got in trouble for that too, for a LONG time. It was a long time before she trusted me again.

Wow, the things you remember...

 

[superzero]

Calling a phone sex line a dozen times. Ran up the phone bill. Didn't have the internet in those days.

 

[jassilem]

I never got in trouble... *shrugs*