A neutron walks into a bar...

[Tuffdisc]

...orders a drink and asks the bartender, "How much?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

:|

 

[JanieDough]

:24: :24: :24:


omg! rep awarded!

 

[Kyle B]

I was telling this joke to everyone I knew a few days ago.

 

[porterjack]

are you positive that is what was said?

 

[Thornless]

I love jokes like this, if I told me mother she'd stair at me like a doe into upcoming headlights. :24:

 

[porterjack]

I love jokes like this, if I told me mother she'd stair at me like a doe into upcoming headlights. :24:

she would not feel the electricity in the humour

 

[Thornless]

she would not feel the electricity in the humour

:24::thumbup

 

[AUFred]

that started my day on a positive note.

 

[Ertragen]

...orders a drink and asks the bartender, "How much?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

:|

You deserve to shop at same place I do.
www.thinkgeek.com

they have bunch of t-shirts that have nerdy jokes like that

 

[Nielisfranco]

Oh I love thinkgeek.com. Bought me a t-shirt or two once.