Jordan

[FenstersBaby]

Katie Price aka Jordan has decided she wants bigger tits,
i suggest she adopts john and edward!

 

[Panacea]

I'm going to hop on this thread instead of making a new one.
Come one, come all, dress like a washed up whore! Katie Price has clothing out!

I seriously cannot stand this woman. I don't know why she bugs me so much, but the clothes were the last straw. :24:

 

[Niamh]

Classy ^

 

[Panacea]

Sweatsuit and heels??? :eek

haha

 

[BadBoy]

I don't even know who she is? Name sounds slightly familiar though.

 

[Darrell]

I don't get it. :dunno

 

[Peter Parka]

I don't even know who she is? Name sounds slightly familiar though.

Think Paris Hilton but sluttier with a bigger attitude problem

 

[BadBoy]

Think Paris Hilton but sluttier with a bigger attitude problem

I didn't know that was even possible. Wow.

 

[Abcinthia]

I'm going to hop on this thread instead of making a new one.
Come one, come all, dress like a washed up whore! Katie Price has clothing out!

I seriously cannot stand this woman. I don't know why she bugs me so much, but the clothes were the last straw. :24:

Oooo yay now I too can look like a woman pretending to be a drag queen. As opposed to just looking like a woman like I usually do.

 

[Panacea]

Oooo yay now I too can look like a woman pretending to be a drag queen. As opposed to just looking like a woman like I usually do.

:24::24:
I will never understand that trend.

 

[Abcinthia]

:24::24:
I will never understand that trend.

Like the women on Snog Marry Avoid (for those who haven't had the joy of watching it, it's a make under show where trashy men and women and some occasional goths get make overs to look normal)

This episode is a classic. The woman gets fake tan applied with a paint roller

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LlW003xNaA&feature=related

 

[Panacea]

Ah yes, the barbecue sauce look

 

[Abcinthia]

Ah yes, the barbecue sauce look

Maybe I should try that look. I'm sure Zorak would much prefer to date a women with inch long eye lashes, hardly any clothes to show off my sexy cellulite + stretch mark combo and with skin the colour of BBQ sauce

Oh and not forgetting the foundation on my face with is bright orange

 

[Panacea]

Maybe I should try that look. I'm sure Zorak would much prefer to date a women with inch long eye lashes, hardly any clothes to show off my sexy cellulite + stretch mark combo and with skin the colour of BBQ sauce

Oh and not forgetting the foundation on my face with is bright orange

:24::24: haha
One can hide a host of common skin flaws with barbecue sauce, that's the trick!

 

[Abcinthia]

:24::24: haha
One can hide a host of common skin flaws with barbecue sauce, that's the trick!

Thank goodness.

Bet the men will be falling over themselves after my makeover