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Sorry if this is word games - you can move it if you want.

Go to urbandictionary.com

and look up your name.

Paste what it says here.


This is mine - well this is only the first three....:D

1. marissa http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=marissa#

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely f***able. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..

Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.


2. Marissa

(Muh-rih-suh)N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves.







lol I WISH I could make this shit up!!! :24::24:
 
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Stefan

A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.

Seriously, that's what it says.
 
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1. Ryan
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
names brian king irish rian
by The Wontrob Jun 21, 2006 share this
2. ryan
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1
hott guys cute guys love relationships guys romance
by schulhafer Sep 22, 2006 share this
3. ryan
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel n*****s
I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!
 
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LMAO....my is: A mixed drink made of Mountain Dew and Tequila, preferably Cuervo. Should Mountain Dew not be available, mix with Pineapple juice for a "Jenni 2"

Which is creepyingly odd. i live for mountain dew and love tequila. weird.
 

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1. Jessica

a wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl Jessica totally move me.


2. Jessica

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you don't think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually don't like her. but that's just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. Jessica deserves everything in the world and I'd do anything for her. I'll never leave her side and I'll always be her best friend.
Me - Dude, I love Jessica.

Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid idiots that's who.



3. Jessica

An extremely common female name.

person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica :24::24:
 
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LOl this is awesome check it out!

Audra
1) from lithuanian; translates into English as "storm" - as in gale, hurricane or tempest ie. a violent windstorm, esp. one with rain, hail or snow.

2) a woman capable of calming or creating fury with her presence; she leaves with as little warning as she arrives. known for being mysterious, often violent, and loud in bed.
person 1: man, that audra last night kept me up.
roommate: yeah that sh*t was loud. I couldnt sleep cause of it!

or

person 1: man, that Audra kept me UP all night!
roommate: yeah that b*tch was loud I couldnt sleep cause of ya'll!
storm woman violent sex fury


1) from lithuanian; translates into English as "storm" - as in gale, hurricane or tempest ie. a violent windstorm, esp. one with rain, hail or snow.

2) a woman capable of calming or creating fury with her presence; she leaves with as little warning as she arrives. known for being mysterious, often violent, and loud in bed.
person 1: man, that audra last night kept me up.
roommate: yeah that sh*t was loud. I couldnt sleep cause of it!

or
Typically someone of South Korean and American decent. Out-going yet reserved. This is the type of person who will twist your neck and kill you if you get her way. You will meet very few in your life, and those very few should be treasured.
Dude, that girl over there is an Audra I think.

Really dude?

Yeah, bro, she'll totally kill if you look at her wrong.

or

The hottest blonde hair, blue eyed woman in Brighton, CO you will ever see....

HOTTT~ (3 T's, Oh ya!)

THE HOTTT SHIT!

Fun to drink with....
"That girl Audra is frickin B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!"

"That girl is HOTTT~" There's 3 T's on that one!
aud-ra hottt audi ross beautiful
 

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Oh my, on second thoughts I better post the third meaning :24:

is any man who has the greatest sexual attributes, a powerful godly personality, scientifically calculated that many boys with the name R tend to have a very large penis which is why its nickname is Dick, a R is the kind of guy a girl needs not only for sexual pleasure but for romantic nights out, r's are creative, handsome, poetic, and humorous. Not many are found in the world but it's said that many girl's are lucky to know one if they come across. Everything sucked until I met a R, so cute so poetic so sexual!


Yay!!!!! :rockon:
 

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1 -A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

2 - the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie. (I like this one hahahaha)

3 -An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.
 

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oh no! c'mon - that's the fun of it!!!


OK, second meaning, it is so awful, no joke on this one:24:


foul-smelling, referring to a vagina Guy 1:"Dude, last night i had sex with Shannon"

Guy 2:"How was it?"

Guy 3:"It was fine until i went to go down on her, her vagina was so r my eyes started to water"
 

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This is good

A beautiful and sophisticated woman that will probably never give you the time of day. Generally Traceys have advanced degrees, wear very high heels and know that you are not worthy.


but this:eek:eek:24:

A loose goose old lady in her forties that loves dick. She douches her front & her back! nasty fat woman. Go back to NY. She's evil evil evil. Sleeps with any guy.
 

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a beautiful and sophisticated woman that will probably never give you the time of day. Generally traceys have advanced degrees, wear very high heels and know that you are not worthy.


but this:eek:eek:24:

a loose goose old lady in her forties that loves dick. She douches her front & her back! Nasty fat woman. Go back to ny. She's evil evil evil. Sleeps with any guy.


:24::24::24::24:
 

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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. ****** is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ******.
Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named ******, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name their child ****** expect them to be very successful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for ******s are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names ****** and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.
"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named ****** and his wife is named Brittany."
Everyone always wants to know someone named ******. Hence a****** is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked ****** last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him ****** round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir ****** or something?"
....hmmm, ill let you be the judge
 

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All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"


:D:D:D:24::24::24::24:;););););)
 

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Leah

1- To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.
Oh man, look at that Leah!
She soooo sexy!!!!


2- Biblical name: Hebrew origin, meaning "Gazelle" which is "beauty and grace", "also worthy cow" as in biblical days cows were very valuable and treasured.
Thats a Leah, shes one of a kind

3- A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy, and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always seems to know the right thing to say. She worry's just a lil too much, but always about the important things she needs to just take things a lil more in stride XD. Leah = pretty and thin eventhough she may not think so.
Friend: Leah, what should I do?
Leah: well, tell me what happened ...


4- (noun) to be a sexy attractive piece of meat

(verb) to produce sexual healing to another
"That chick is soo Leah!"

"My girlfriend gave me some Leah last night- it was AWESOME"


5- Female. Not a teenager anymore.

stubborn, trustworthy, loyal, punctual, amazing...
quite dillusioned but at least she knows it.

Fantastically funny.

Speaks sarcasm as a second language.
Hates late people.

Will run for the bus if she needs to.

Watches many many movies and can often be seen dancing.

Always there with a shoulder to lean on.
Leah is always on time and hates it when people are late and keep her waiting.

Leah can always put a smile on your face.

6- Gorgeous but doesnt realize it, has a great sense of style, hates labels, loves big hair, deathcore was made for her, can sometimes have an attitude but that adds to her personality, shes seems like a quiet good girl when you first meet her but when you actually get to know her shes quite the oppisite. She gets easily angered at times and can get offended easily but thats because she doesnt have the highest of self esteems. Even though there is no reason for her esteem to be so slow, shes gorgeousssss. Im jealous of her monroe. She gives everyone a chance no matter who you are. Shes an amazing person. If you know her, consider yourself lucky.
Boy 1: DAMNNNN did you just see Leah?

Boy 2: YEAH NIGGA, she be lookin fly as h3lllll.
 
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