what’s an epileptic’s favorite food?

[Dana]

Wait for it....


























































a seizure salad...
I'm going to hell....

 

[AUFred]

I have a worse joke but I am not going to post it.

 

[Dana]

--> my jokes are bad <--

 

[pjbleek]

my father was epileptic and I think he would kick yo' ass with that joke

 

[cam elle toe]

I'll admit, I laughed, so scoot over Dana, I'm goin to hell with ya.

 

[Jessica]

ha, ha?

 

[Peep]

I grinned when I read it, so i guess I have a seat not so close to the firey pit of hell.....

 

[AUDRAA]

this was in really poor taste IMO

 

[Zorak]

No such thing as a joke in poor taste, just the wrong audience.

 

[Springsteen]

Your a bad man and your going to hell.

Alright, I laughed briefly but I can see how people would find that distasteful.

 

[itsmeJonB]

its a joke!

i chuckled quietly to myself

 

[Peep]

Ok,ok, I've got one:

Where would a one legged waitress work?





















































IHOP....

 

[itsmeJonB]

Ok,ok, I've got one:

Where would a one legged waitress work?

ihop?

 

[Peep]

ihop?

very good....

 

[cam elle toe]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming?

Bob


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea


WHat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, thats rooting another deer?

Still no fucking idea

 

[Dana]

this was in really poor taste IMO

Not my joke but honestly, if jokes were in good taste 90% of the American comic industry would be out of a job.

 

[USF Sam]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming?

Bob


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea


WHat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, thats rooting another deer?

Still no fucking idea

I didn't get this until I remembered your accent... then I LOL'ed. :24:

 

[Ertragen]

I have a worse joke but I am not going to post it.

Post it.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I don't appreciate jokes in good taste... they're far too boring.

 

[Keight]

this was in really poor taste IMO

:homo:

Its not even a joke..... its disgusting