dirty joke

[RandomDude]

Two newly weds are about to have sex and the bride turns to her husband and says

"fuck me, fuck me like they do in the movies"

so the husband turns her round fucks her from behind while smacking her arse then finishes by cuming on her face

the wife sits there with a stunned face and the husband replies

"obviously we dont watch the same movies"






sorry if i didnt do this joke any justice couldn't remember how it really went so i recreated it

 

[RedRyder]

Bwahahahahahaha.... I thought you did a fine job.

 

[Abcinthia]

Hahahahahaha that joke never gets old

 

[Kyle B]

I've heard this on a few occasions, funny each time.

 

[RandomDude]

Bwahahahahahaha.... I thought you did a fine job.

thanks

 

[Staci]

never heard that one, but OMG funny!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[darkcgi]

i say get it while you can
cause when the huneymoon is over
its freakin over

 

[Peter Parka]

:24: Leeroy Thornhill told me that one a couple of months ago but still good!:thumbup

 

[magnusiax]

Nice joke.

 

[theREDdot]

Not a bad joke at all.