This is the Miranda Rights:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
It is to be rewritten. I think it should be rewritten as follows:
You have the right to shut the f*** up. Anything you say or do can and will cause baton to be used against you. You have the right to my foot up your a*s. If you cannot afford to bribe me, one provided by someone other than you may be acceptable. Do you understand these rights as they have been knocked into your head?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
It is to be rewritten. I think it should be rewritten as follows:
You have the right to shut the f*** up. Anything you say or do can and will cause baton to be used against you. You have the right to my foot up your a*s. If you cannot afford to bribe me, one provided by someone other than you may be acceptable. Do you understand these rights as they have been knocked into your head?
