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Leananshee

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What I mean is, that's what onlookers are saying, seeing that stare.... :D

So, Serena, what would you say seeing that stare in your direction?

tim :eek
 

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Well, to answer that, let me tell you a story:

A man traveling through the jungle learned how to survive from the local natives. As he departed, they left him with this warning: "Avoid the Foo Bird at all costs. Don't let it shit on you. Because if it does, you can never wipe it off."

The man hadn't gone into the jungle more than a day when suddenly, out of nowhere, he hears, "Foo! Foo!" and sure enough, SPLAT! the Foo Bird shat on his head! Remembering the warning, he continued on, until the smell got so bad, he couldn't stand it. He wiped it off, and died instantly.

The moral of the story?

If the Foo shits, wear it.

tim :eek
 

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Nah, she'll be fine. Oilers got a shut out this evening so she'll be chipper about everything. :D

Sorry about the shameless self thread bump. :ninja
 

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Why did I need 5 posts before, knew Kipper would crap the bed in the SO for you guys... ahhh predictable Flames...
 

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This is Hockey stuff???? :(

I love girls that can keep up with sports stuff. I dunno shitfire about anything. I just want to show up for beer, dip and bathroom sex. :(
 

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"Puck bunny?" What in the sam hill is that?? :)

A girl who follows a hockey team solely on the fact a player is hot, or else the team is hot. Doesn't know too much about hockey other than cheering and drinking beer, getting drunk and having a bunch of dude's flirting with her with a possible end result of having to take a morning after pill ;)
 

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A puckbunny is a girl that takes an interest in hockey and follows hockey players around with the sole purpose of getting into their pants. :nod:
 
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