An open letter to...part two.

[AUDRAA]

Dear person I thought I knew better,
I was warned about you but thought it was bullshit considering the source. Over the last few weeks Ive caught you in several lies, wtf. I thought I could trust you I guess not, it must be genetic that its so easy for you to lie

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear Stomach,

It's been 24 hours, PLEASE stop being delicate!

Love me

 

[Staci]

dear you know who,

i truly hope that others find out how low of a person you really are. one day your little game will catch up with ya. i will sit by and laugh my ass off when it blows up in your face.

love

me

 

[Keight]

To my beloved otzers,

I have missed you all immensely.

Hope you are well.

Much love xxx

 

[NoDak]

Dear *****
I know you don't realize it, but, when you go into your mode where you constantly criticize me, it feels like you're droppin a rock on my head, repeatedly, driving me into the ground. You're the one person in this world I truly need approl from, yet, you do this. I seldom hear the encouraging words I long to hear. I know it's part of your makeup, thanks to your childhood, but I really need you to pull out of your hole and start being who you need to be.

 

[jassilem]

Dear congestion,

Please fuck off. You are not something I need to deal with right now

Enough please.

Me

 

[pjbleek]

Dear General Public,
no, I do know where.....(fill in the blank here) is, please ask one of those who are in the know these questions
Thanks!

 

[Jezzebelle]

Dear General Public,
no, I do know where.....(fill in the blank here) is, please ask one of those who are in the know these questions
Thanks!

Dear PJ

do you know where my son's ipod is??

jezz

 

[pjbleek]

Dear PJ

do you know where my son's ipod is??

jezz

Dear jezz,
If you would like help in English, press one...
for all other languages, please hang up and call....
~P to the J~

:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Dear bed,

sorry I can't answer your call right now, I accidentally caught the eye of the elephant in the corner and he wants me to play.

 

[Natasha]

Dear Naysayers,

I know better. You will not sway me.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear Child Who Cried whenever you went near your mummy's boob to feed last night,

Please either have mastered breastfeeding or have your mummy switch to bottles by 2000.

Thank You,

Your frustrated nurse from last night

PS You are really cute, you're just a crap feeder!

 

[Thornless]

Dear Mypoic, ugly, retarded women in public who ask me rude, unneeded questions or give me evil stares about my son's health,

FUCK OFF.

 

[pjbleek]

Dear GP,
if you don't like the answer....
take off, oh, wait you are at the airport...get into your plane and go whereever it is that you came to go and get the !@#!@#@#()* outta my face
Thank you!
~PJ~

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Satin,

You are an idiot.

XOXO,

Me

 

[Natasha]

Dear Satin,

Don't talk to Satin like that!!! :mad

Sincerely,

Natasha

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Natasha,

Please punish me.

XOXO,

Satin

 

[Natasha]

Dear Satin,

Lacing up the leather boots and heading to the airport now. Do you prefer a paddle or whips and chains??? :ninja

Natasha

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Natasha,

Whips and chains.

I <3 You,

Satin

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Ladies please! Can you at least wait until after breakfast?