An open letter to...part two.

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Albannach,

You rock. :rockon:

XOXO,

Satin

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

Almost lunch time.

Me

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Me

Have patience with the slow....

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

Jason is starting a swimming unit in gym class...I hate swimming. What am I going to do when I go to the senior high? I'll have to swim....Good thing I can swim...a little -_-

Me

 

[AbbyNormal]

Dear Jessica,

Get a Dictaphone, it is way better for "note to self"

 

[Jessica]

Dear Abby,

A what? :confused

--Jessica

 

[AbbyNormal]

Dear Jessica,

It is a sound recording device. Usually small and portable and great for making notes to yourself.

~Abby

 

[Jessica]

Dear Abby..

oh okay.

Jessica

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Wasps,

Yes. Today was a lovely balmy day for November. I realize that you all wanted to be out and about like all the other insects and bugs and humans and such. But seriously, hanging outside my front door and sending in your friends when the door opens and trying to sting my friends and myself is really uncalled for. If this should keep up, I will not stop myself from purchasing a can of RAID! Made especially for you and your friends.

That is all. Warning submitted.
RedRyder.... better known as the Red Hider today.....

 

[Jessica]

Dear Firefox

You aren't as bad as I thought

You work good for some websites

Jessica

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Wasps,

Yes. Today was a lovely balmy day for November. I realize that you all wanted to be out and about like all the other insects and bugs and humans and such. But seriously, hanging outside my front door and sending in your friends when the door opens and trying to sting my friends and myself is really uncalled for. If this should keep up, I will not stop myself from purchasing a can of RAID! Made especially for you and your friends.

That is all. Warning submitted.
RedRyder.... better known as the Red Hider today.....

I've been encountering the same problem. Nasty little critters, huh?

 

[Jessica]

Dear Wasps

Go hang out at my house

my brother loves bugs

Don't bother RedRyder please

Jessica

 

[RedRyder]

I've been encountering the same problem. Nasty little critters, huh?

Dear Jim,

Definitely! It wasn't bad enough to get dive bombed while attempting to approach my front porch and door.... the 2 that made it in thought it would be hilarious to dive bomb me as I made my way with groceries to the kitchen. Oh yes.... Fight fair they do not! Hands full. Sheesh! Apparently, my friends found glee in my predicament as they watched me waving bags of vegetables in one hand and cheese and yogurts in the other to fight them off.

After a few select words that shattered the laughter.... from my very own mouth no less..... one of my friends came to the rescue with a flyswatter that is kept within reach for such entertainment. It didn't take long to disperse with the Wasps' untimely vacation in my home.

Safe, Smug and Sound for now,
RedRyder

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Wasps

Go hang out at my house

my brother loves bugs

Don't bother RedRyder please

Jessica

Dear Jessica,

They are all his!
Thankx.

*hugs*
RedRyder

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Red,
hoping the weekend was fun...
ours was...
~PJ~

 

[anathelia]

Dear you:

You are NOT as awesome as you imagine.
Remember, everyone has their rock bottom. You are no better than anyone else.
Please don't forget how much you can hurt other people without realizing it.

Sincerely,
Woman Scorned

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Red,
hoping the weekend was fun...
ours was...
~PJ~

Dear PJ,

The weekend was wonderful. (other than the wasps!)
Weather. Shopping. Company. Sunshine.
I'm glad yours was fun!

RedRyder

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Jim,

Definitely! It wasn't bad enough to get dive bombed while attempting to approach my front porch and door.... the 2 that made it in thought it would be hilarious to dive bomb me as I made my way with groceries to the kitchen. Oh yes.... Fight fair they do not! Hands full. Sheesh! Apparently, my friends found glee in my predicament as they watched me waving bags of vegetables in one hand and cheese and yogurts in the other to fight them off.

After a few select words that shattered the laughter.... from my very own mouth no less..... one of my friends came to the rescue with a flyswatter that is kept within reach for such entertainment. It didn't take long to disperse with the Wasps' untimely vacation in my home.

Safe, Smug and Sound for now,
RedRyder

I had more fun than you did. You dispersed them, I dispatched them. I have an electronic swatter, just put it over the evil little fellows and when they fly up, ZAP.....RIP

 

[Margene]

I had more fun than you did. You dispersed them, I dispatched them. I have an electronic swatter, just put it over the evil little fellows and when they fly up, ZAP.....RIP

:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup DIE you stupid bugs!! DIE!!

I never found a new one this summer.

 

[RedRyder]

I had more fun than you did. You dispersed them, I dispatched them. I have an electronic swatter, just put it over the evil little fellows and when they fly up, ZAP.....RIP

Dear Jim,

Electrifying! (Think Grease with Travolta and Newton-John)

RedRyder