A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
Oh I see., replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.
Cool! says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?
Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.
WOW! exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March...
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
Oh I see., replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.
Cool! says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?
Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.
WOW! exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March...
