OMG!! BEER GOGGLE FAIL -BigTime

[cam elle toe]

Well, she's more limber than me.....she's nearly doin the splits:eek

 

[kelvin070]

aw kelvin, with your personality i am sure you will meet some one soon.

So far nobody rejected me yet but I am now afraid of fat ladies cuz they might just go wild in public like what you see in the pic.

 

[JanieDough]

So far nobody rejected me yet but I am now afraid of fat ladies cuz they might just go wild in public like what you see in the pic.

wow. keep evolving.

 

[kelvin070]

wow. keep evolving.

Exactly what I was trying to do.

 

[skyblue]

So far nobody rejected me yet but I am now afraid of fat ladies cuz they might just go wild in public like what you see in the pic.

one day you possibly marry a beautiful slim wife.......then after 2 or 3 kids the pounds start going on.....are you going to divorce her?

 

[kelvin070]

one day you possibly marry a beautiful slim wife.......then after 2 or 3 kids the pounds start going on.....are you going to divorce her?

We take marriage seriously here - No hanky panky.

 

[Codrus]

We take marriage seriously here - No hanky panky.

YouTube - Monty Python The Meaning of Life - The Protestant View

 

[kelvin070]

Sounds like Irish Republican Army.

 

[Grin]

ok..first off sophie i respect your opinion and ive read it and understand your point...and you can get as miffed at me as you want for my response cuz i really dont like being serious or even being taken seriously anyhow....so

i personally like to laugh...alot...and if we eliminate everything that pokes fun of all people and everything derogitorilly funny that was ever said the world as we know it would suck and i would have killed somone along time ago.
you would be eliminating at least 50% of all the humor on the planet...is that what you really want...and the fall-out from that would be...yup you guessed it....more death/wars

i personally try to find humor in everything...and i dont mind if somone pokes fun at me for what ever reason...becuase jokes and insults are better than fists and guns anyday..and im way to pretty to get hit in the face.

its in my opinion that people being too "P.C." and serious cuases some of the biggest problems in the world........if you take the humor out of life...its not worth living sweety.

okies..no more seriousness

Brilliant post, Cod. :thumbup Couldn't agree more.

Kelvin, I feel for you, bud. The only thing I feel sorry for is the chair.

 

[Codrus]

Brilliant post, Cod. :thumbup Couldn't agree more..

somone called me brilliant??


***faints****

 

[Grin]

somone called me brilliant??

Yeah, and that person is a genius.

 

[kelvin070]

 

[Pabst]

is she eating him or kissing him?


i'm fat and i dont care. i'll make fat jokes if i want.

 

[JanieDough]

can we close this thread before kelvin makes it a fest for making fun of fat chicks?

 

[kelvin070]

can we close this thread before kelvin makes it a fest for making fun of fat chicks?

LMAO - very simple. Just don't look at the thread.

 

[JanieDough]

LMAO - very simple. Just don't look at the thread.

if you committed a hate crime am i just not supposed to watch?

 

[kelvin070]

if you committed a hate crime am i just not supposed to watch?

Well, u have a choice really.

 

[JanieDough]

so did the gaurds at Auschwitz

 

[Pabst]

are you fucking serious? you're actually making a comparison between making fun of a fat girl to concentration camps and the attempted extermination of jews?

making fun of a fat person isnt a hate crime. everyone gets made fun of. even the skinny.

what do you call an ethiopian with a penny on their head? A NAIL.