Are you repworthy today?

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So, this morning I had a meeting early at Pamela's (known for their pancakes). Afterwards, my co-worker was my ride back and I asked if she minded if we stopped at Penn Mac (it's an Italian grocery) so I could get some cheese. So, we go in and the old Italian guy working the counter was fawning over this girl that couldn't have been more than 22. She was tall, blonde, and very attractive (though her boyfriend was more attractive...but I digress...and often). Anyway, she was the stuck up type that doesn't really get into bantering with strange people so she kind of blew him off...and he said something to my co-worker and I that "oh she too pretty for me...won't give me the time-a day!" So, being my funny self, I said, "Don't worry...we're here now." Now, I meant that not in a "hey we're better looking that her" sort of way...just more in a "there, there...now get me some cheese" sort of way. Now, this next bit is the bit that will make you gasp a bit (and that's a lot of bits) because clearly, even for an old fella, he has some larger than life kahones for saying this to a woman. He said, "Eh, you average." Average!? Now, I've never considered myself a come hither thither beauty...but...it was so unsolicited! So after I say something to the effect of "Ouch...average, eh?" He back-peddles a bit and says, "Oh no...I mean you have beautiful hair, dark beautiful eyes...very expressive too...you eyes...very expressive!" I said "Expressive? So what are my expressive eyes telling you now?" as glowered at him. He said, "Uhhh...I think you maybe not like me so much anymore." "Anymore!?" and I giggled...OK, actually more like “Ha-ed.” So he gushed a little more about my hair, eyes, skin, smile, and said, “you married…what am I wasting my time for!?” Then said he was kidding and asked for my hand so he could kiss it. I hesitated for a moment only because I was trying to work out how I could get my ass up over the counter instead of my hand. But given my height restriction, I conceded and offered my hand. After that was settled he was asking me about my heritage and where our people were from; if I was second or third generation. Of course he said shame on me because I didn't speak-a da language. He said he was teaching his kids how to speak Italian and I asked how old they were. 3 and 9 he said...3 and 9!? This guy looked like he was pushing 60! Granted, I understand how biology works, but clearly he dabbles in the cradle quite a bit. He asked my co-worker about her heritage and when she told him Irish, he said he would take her over me...strike two! But then the reason: when two Italians argue they keep raising their voices over the other one until it's so loud someone gets a smack, you go deaf, or the police are called. Yeah, he sounds like a winner. Alisha said, "You think the Irish are any quieter? We're not only arguers, but we're drunks too!" That made me laugh...because Italians can be just as big of drunks...just because the poison is wine over ale doesn't make them any less lush. Anyway, I finally put an end to it and said, "Well, this girl needs to get her average self back to work." He said, "does this mean you won't be back?" Making my eyes as expressive as possible, I turned back and said, "Let's just say you're lucky you have the best cheese counter in town." "Oh I like-a you!" he said. Well thank God for small favors, eh? My co-worker said, "you're going to obsess about this all day aren't you?" She knows me too well.

So am I rep-worthy? Meh...I'm about average. :p
 
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I'm rep worthy on an off day too.... just sayin'...... :D

..... and BlackCherry you've just been repped....... along with everyone else that I could in this thread.....
 
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snuggles26 said:
awe dont have an off day. I'm here
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You're a sweety.... Thankx.....

...... but I didn't mean an off off day..... I actually meant... well...... when I don't find much to say in some of the threads...... writer's block so to speak.... I rarely let things get me down. When I come to OTz it's to search out fun and silliness and shexy talkin' males..... I don't want to bring my 'downer' load with me......

See what I'm saying now? ;)
 
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