The Prospect
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FML - Fuck my life
Share stories where you just wanted to scream, "FUCK MY LIFE!"
Share stories where you just wanted to scream, "FUCK MY LIFE!"
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Springsteen
Number 2, Rafael!
One time I was at college, and I basically had this really big argument with a Girl on my course I was doing a project with as she had forgot some powerpoint project what we needed to present it. So then we couldn't present as she had forgotten that. So the tutor failed us. Then when I was leaving College it started raining quite heavily, and I had to run for the bus# which I missed (IT NEVER TURNED UP ON TIME, BUT IT DID THAT DAY) so I had to wait half an hour in the pouring rain for the next one with only the flimsy bus shelter to protect me.
When that bus turned up I got on, everything was going fine, then the bus breaks down. The driver was talking to the guy at the bus station, and he said it would be at least 45 minutes before the replacement turned up. So I get off and walk home (took me an hour)
Just as I'm walking down the street a fucking car drives up the road, into a puddle and drenches me from head to toe.
Oh you think that's it? No no no.
I get in, my Mum's at her Boyfriend's with my Sister and my Brother was at my Nana's, so basically empty house. NOTHING in the freezer to eat and no money to buy any. I was tired, hungry and angry so I just went to bed. It was only 6pm.
When that bus turned up I got on, everything was going fine, then the bus breaks down. The driver was talking to the guy at the bus station, and he said it would be at least 45 minutes before the replacement turned up. So I get off and walk home (took me an hour)
Just as I'm walking down the street a fucking car drives up the road, into a puddle and drenches me from head to toe.
Oh you think that's it? No no no.
I get in, my Mum's at her Boyfriend's with my Sister and my Brother was at my Nana's, so basically empty house. NOTHING in the freezer to eat and no money to buy any. I was tired, hungry and angry so I just went to bed. It was only 6pm.
The Prospect
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When I was 9, I walked downstairs to discover my brother and his girlfriend having sex. 
I drove three hours to meet someone, got a flat tire on the freeway which delayed me and then once i get back on the road I showed up to the wrong restaurant on the wrong side of town. She thought I stood her up and never answered my phone calls after that. Then got a speeding ticket on the way back home -FML
Well this isnt my story, But I read it on fmylife.com , and I thought it was funny as hell.
Today, after a long stressful day, my boyfriend and I decided to take a shower together. As I'm telling him all about my day, I suddenly felt something warm on my foot, only to look down and see him peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said "I'm marking my territory, you're mine now." FML
Today, after a long stressful day, my boyfriend and I decided to take a shower together. As I'm telling him all about my day, I suddenly felt something warm on my foot, only to look down and see him peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said "I'm marking my territory, you're mine now." FML
Dakota Jim
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When I was 9, I walked downstairs to discover my brother and his girlfriend having sex.
Well, if that's the biggest problem you have, you are a lucky boy. I fail to see how a 15 year old can hate his life.........get out......play sports...........meet people....Life is good...jump into it.:confused
can i have the address plz
I was at a bar one night just chillin'. This girl motions for me to come to her table. She explains to me there is a guy hitting on her she has no interest in and asks me to have a seat and visit and act like we are together. The guy comes back and after he huffs & puffs a little he leaves. The girl thanks me and we have a couple of more drinks. After a little while I excuse myself to go to the restroom. As I walk in the restroom someone turns out the lights and the guy hits me full fist in the temple. Took me a few minutes to get back to my feet and find the light switch.
Sydney, Australia circa 2004.
sierrabravo
Active Member
oh thats when my :ninja-type skills come into play. that shit was hard-wired into my brain that when lights go off in a public area, something bad is going to happen "either you're going to kick somebody's ass or somebody is going to kick your ass!" :rant:
been there...done that...
Im commenting on the top five threads and no one really gives a fuck..My Life.....{depression sets in}
Dakota Jim
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JanieDough
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I had my period for three weeks. I couldn't have sex for three weeks which took place after a two week vacation away from my boyfriend. Since I was still horny and so was my boyfriend I gave him blow jobs almost daily thinking I was going to get something good later in return. The day my period ended we broke up. FML.
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
:homo::thumbup
JanieDough
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aw yeah and some one asked - but yeah mine is really mine.
The Prospect
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LOL Horrible right here:
Walking up my stairs to get a drink. I trip up the stairs, and as I'm getting up I stub my toe horribly. While I'm hopping in pain, I fall down the stairs and crack my back.
Still hurts :thumbdown
I'm glad I can laugh about it though :thumbup
Walking up my stairs to get a drink. I trip up the stairs, and as I'm getting up I stub my toe horribly. While I'm hopping in pain, I fall down the stairs and crack my back.
Still hurts :thumbdown
I'm glad I can laugh about it though :thumbup
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