Anie....
I would like to apply for the position of zamboni driver/ concessions manager....with whom do i apply and how many references do you require?
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I would like to apply for the position of zamboni driver/ concessions manager....with whom do i apply and how many references do you require?
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Tyler Durden
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Anie, if I can remember tomorrow morning I'll have a bash using English football
You'd have to talk to either USF Sam or Red Ryder and see if they want you around. Although I didn't think of a zamboni driver and concessions manager, so I think it's most logical that you should be it since no one else asked for that job.
Oh yay, another team!!!! Hopefully!
Dear (APPLICANT'S NAME),
Please respond to the following questions:
1- Why are you ideally suited to drive in circles?
2- Why do you want to ride what is basically a huge snow cone maker?
3- Who was Mr. Zamboni?
4- If called upon, would you be willing to run down the opposing team's goal keeper?
Dear (Robdawg1),
Please respond to the following questions:
1- Why are you ideally suited to drive in circles? I like nascar, and think thats how you are supposed to drive anyway
2- Why do you want to ride what is basically a huge snow cone maker? I love snow cones, and am ideally entrepenueral enough to use that to my advantage in the concession stands...if you catch my drift...(get it snow drift...lol)
3- Who was Mr. Zamboni? my father and a nobel peace prize winner for his work on the project "smooth ice, smooth foreign policy in the middle east
4- If called upon, would you be willing to run down the opposing team's goal keeper? Court case still pending on the last time....
Please respond to the following questions:
1- Why are you ideally suited to drive in circles? I like nascar, and think thats how you are supposed to drive anyway
2- Why do you want to ride what is basically a huge snow cone maker? I love snow cones, and am ideally entrepenueral enough to use that to my advantage in the concession stands...if you catch my drift...(get it snow drift...lol)
3- Who was Mr. Zamboni? my father and a nobel peace prize winner for his work on the project "smooth ice, smooth foreign policy in the middle east
4- If called upon, would you be willing to run down the opposing team's goal keeper? Court case still pending on the last time....
ok...heres mine
in goal......satinbutterfly......what a fine catch
left back and right back......i'd need someone youthful and fill of energy in these positions so i'd go for bri and ryder
center of defence....i want 2 no nonsense defenders here...take no shit sort of thing.....so its mystic and keight
right midfileld....could only be me with my silky skills:ninja
left midfield......pjbleek......simply because he reminds me of one time spurs player ralph coates
the center midfild pairing.......well it has to be peter parka(midfild general and captain) and evan(i want some penetration from midfield)
up front.......veronica(she could score anywhere) and natasha(would take no prisoners in the box:ninja)
tim would be the one to make sure everything was organised and running right
dana would sort the food and after match celebrations(dont forget to organise the girls
)
audraa would be manager....no nonsense
in goal......satinbutterfly......what a fine catch
left back and right back......i'd need someone youthful and fill of energy in these positions so i'd go for bri and ryder
center of defence....i want 2 no nonsense defenders here...take no shit sort of thing.....so its mystic and keight
right midfileld....could only be me with my silky skills:ninja
left midfield......pjbleek......simply because he reminds me of one time spurs player ralph coates
the center midfild pairing.......well it has to be peter parka(midfild general and captain) and evan(i want some penetration from midfield)
up front.......veronica(she could score anywhere) and natasha(would take no prisoners in the box:ninja)
tim would be the one to make sure everything was organised and running right
dana would sort the food and after match celebrations(dont forget to organise the girls
)audraa would be manager....no nonsense
FROM: The Office of the President
TO: (general distribution list)
RE: New Hire
Attention Minions-
Please welcome the newest member of out team, Rob. He'll be serving in the capacity of Zamboni driver.
Rob brings many attributes to this job, chief among them are the ability to drive in circles and not throw up and a ruthlessness bordering on the psychopathic when it comes to gaining an advantage; fair, unfair or immoral; for our team.
Rob will be assuming his duties as soon as he can post bail.
Let's try to make him feel welcome... just never make direct eye contact.
Supremely Yours,
Sam
President
Multiple Scorgasms
TO: (general distribution list)
RE: New Hire
Attention Minions-
Please welcome the newest member of out team, Rob. He'll be serving in the capacity of Zamboni driver.
Rob brings many attributes to this job, chief among them are the ability to drive in circles and not throw up and a ruthlessness bordering on the psychopathic when it comes to gaining an advantage; fair, unfair or immoral; for our team.
Rob will be assuming his duties as soon as he can post bail.
Let's try to make him feel welcome... just never make direct eye contact.
Supremely Yours,
Sam
President
Multiple Scorgasms
ok...heres mine
in goal......satinbutterfly......what a fine catch
left back and right back......i'd need someone youthful and fill of energy in these positions so i'd go for bri and ryder
center of defence....i want 2 no nonsense defenders here...take no shit sort of thing.....so its mystic and keight
right midfileld....could only be me with my silky skills:ninja
left midfield......pjbleek......simply because he reminds me of one time spurs player ralph coates
the center midfild pairing.......well it has to be peter parka(midfild general and captain) and evan(i want some penetration from midfield)
up front.......veronica(she could score anywhere) and natasha(would take no prisoners in the box:ninja)
tim would be the one to make sure everything was organised and running right
dana would sort the food and after match celebrations(dont forget to organise the girls
audraa would be manager....no nonsense
i still get no love...can i drive your zamboni as well?
Ummm... I just hired you...
Now you're trying to be a Zamboni driver for a soccer team?
I would like to thank everyone for welcoming me...just ignore my eye twitches and address me as "Sir Smooths a'lot" and we will all get along just fine!
waterboy?:24:
in our game the most succesful managers take no nonsense from they're players.....you fit the bill
Tyler Durden
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Well I told Anie I'd give this a bash today, so (to be topical over here) it's Rugby based......Anie, of course, is the team manager to whip them into shape! (oooer)
Full Back –
Got to be good under high balls, small but feisty under pressure and with a great “boot” when needed
Satin is small and feisty okay, and I’ve felt the great “boot” from time to time. My only question would be, how good is she under the high balls!?
Wingers –
Fast, elusive and glory hunters. All the others do all the work and these two apply the finishing touches and then claim all the glamour!
Lexi and Das are my first pics here. Demonically quick posters, elusive, hard to pin down and…given Lexi’s desire in the Winz thread and Das’s request to be modded on his 1st day, definite glory hunting wingers!
Centres –
Hard in the tackle and adept at finding space and time on the pitch. Usually work great in tandem with each other
Fuzzette and The Fuzz would make the obvious choice here. A contrasting couple, with Fuzzette’s elan and grace being couple by The Fuzz’s more demonic hard hitting strikes. And hell they already have found space together…this weekend when they moved
Fly Half –
The quarterback if you like. The one that controls the play and dictates the whole game for all those around them.
Me obviously. You don’t think I’m controlling you all. But I am. The fact your reading this now tells you I am!
Scrum Half –
Again, usually small and feisty but this one is particularly adept at working in and out of the big players on the field. Good hands and tricky at all times
Has to be Leah really. Small and tricky, great hands (so she says!) and always enjoys playing around the legs of the big guns!!
Front Row (2 Props and a Hooker) –
The pushers and shovers of the front row, tight together and a formidable unit that won’t look to be pushed around.
Audraa, Jersey and V are the obvious candidates here. Tight as a triumvirate around the pitch and always looking to push, push, push
Locks –
Two mountains to clear out physical danger whilst at the same time trying to sneak ball from the hated opposition. Also with a propensity for having to stick their heads between the legs of those in the front row!
I’m going for Robdawg1 and Springsteen. Both seem like the men for this job. Tall (in my mind at least) and good at sticking their heads in where it’s needed. Reliable and solid. Not them….but just two more words I like
Back Row –
Three of the biggest crunching tacklers in the team. Huge, hard hitting and sometimes hard drinking. Like nothing more than hitting all over the pitch.
I’m gonna go for Poopa, Moonie and Bruj. These three have been hitting me down all over the board in recent times and they refuse to give me a break LOL. Merciless all of them!!
Full Back –
Got to be good under high balls, small but feisty under pressure and with a great “boot” when needed
Satin is small and feisty okay, and I’ve felt the great “boot” from time to time. My only question would be, how good is she under the high balls!?
Wingers –
Fast, elusive and glory hunters. All the others do all the work and these two apply the finishing touches and then claim all the glamour!
Lexi and Das are my first pics here. Demonically quick posters, elusive, hard to pin down and…given Lexi’s desire in the Winz thread and Das’s request to be modded on his 1st day, definite glory hunting wingers!
Centres –
Hard in the tackle and adept at finding space and time on the pitch. Usually work great in tandem with each other
Fuzzette and The Fuzz would make the obvious choice here. A contrasting couple, with Fuzzette’s elan and grace being couple by The Fuzz’s more demonic hard hitting strikes. And hell they already have found space together…this weekend when they moved
Fly Half –
The quarterback if you like. The one that controls the play and dictates the whole game for all those around them.
Me obviously. You don’t think I’m controlling you all. But I am. The fact your reading this now tells you I am!
Scrum Half –
Again, usually small and feisty but this one is particularly adept at working in and out of the big players on the field. Good hands and tricky at all times
Has to be Leah really. Small and tricky, great hands (so she says!) and always enjoys playing around the legs of the big guns!!
Front Row (2 Props and a Hooker) –
The pushers and shovers of the front row, tight together and a formidable unit that won’t look to be pushed around.
Audraa, Jersey and V are the obvious candidates here. Tight as a triumvirate around the pitch and always looking to push, push, push
Locks –
Two mountains to clear out physical danger whilst at the same time trying to sneak ball from the hated opposition. Also with a propensity for having to stick their heads between the legs of those in the front row!
I’m going for Robdawg1 and Springsteen. Both seem like the men for this job. Tall (in my mind at least) and good at sticking their heads in where it’s needed. Reliable and solid. Not them….but just two more words I like
Back Row –
Three of the biggest crunching tacklers in the team. Huge, hard hitting and sometimes hard drinking. Like nothing more than hitting all over the pitch.
I’m gonna go for Poopa, Moonie and Bruj. These three have been hitting me down all over the board in recent times and they refuse to give me a break LOL. Merciless all of them!!
BlackCherry
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Anie, that was awesome! When I first read the title I started thinking of writing up a silly kickball team or something...but you really knocked it outta the park!!
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Tyler Durden
Well-Known Member
Anie, that was awesome! When I first read the title I started thinking of writing up a silly kickball team or something...but you really knocked it outta the park!!
A++++++++++
True that :thumbup
Tyler Durden
Well-Known Member
Awesome job Tyler!!! Very well done!!!
Anie, you know you invented the wheel on this thread, and all the rest of us are just replicating the wheel only ours don't turn quite so well
Talk amongst yourselves
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