Tyler Durden
Well-Known Member
somebody pinched my ass like four times in a row when i was at disney grad night a long time ago at disney's pleasure island (which is like a huge collection of bars and clubs... it was packed) i never caught who it was :surrender:willy_nilly:
They are SO much craftier than us!
Actually I once dated a girl for a few months following an allegation of pinching her butt
A "friend" was doing this all night. Really annoying! Anyway this girl in front of me span around, with an angry look, and I knew what must have happened, so my instinct just said "it wasn't me!"
She said "well how do you know what happened?"
I pointed to my left and said "because he's been pinching butts all night"
And lo............there was no "he" there. Just me.
I offered to buy her a drink and dated her for a few months all because of my friends bum pinching "habbit"!