Genie Game

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

This is to Anie`s i wish i was taller.
You become taller and everything is perfect
you have friends, riches and of course... a helicopter. But your helicopter is too small and as you leave the helicopter you shout with joy, raising your arms and they are chopped off by the fast moving blades of the helicopter.

I wish i knew how to speak japanese

 

[TehShizzle]

You learn Japanese well. You meet a Japanese women that you come to love. She turns out to be crazy and has your children that are zombies. These children zombies infect others and within 28 months the world is taken over by zombies.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[MMMMatilde]

Your wish is granted, but in result, you wish for so many wishes that you run out of ideas and you become sad and depressed.



I wish I could have $1,000,000 and for everything to be good..

 

[satinbutterfly]

Granted, but you had to sleep with a really stinky dirty hobo to get it.

I wish I had a great job that paid well.

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

Granted, but that job is being a prostitute and you have to look at TehShizzle's tiny wang.

I wish i could win the last person to post on this thread wins game.

 

[cam elle toe]

you win the last person to post, but then someone starts a new "last person to post thread"



I wish I could cure cancer

 

[Ryder]

Granted but your the only one who can have it

I wish I wasn't handicapped

 

[cam elle toe]

Granted


But youlose your awesome personality, good looks and sense of humour



I wish I was 20 years younger

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted, but then you will have to go through childbirth again.

I wish I could get the booze delivered to my door so I dont have to go out in the rain to get it.

 

[boombala]

Granted but what is delivered is the wrong brand and the charge is twice what you usually pay

I wished I lived in a place where the temp averages 75-85 degrees with sun

 

[canidae]

Your wish is fulfilled, but the sun never sets, and you go crazy from overproduction of vitamin D from too much sun. And ladies of the night are now out of business, so there goes that fun.

I wish there was a giant crab that would feed all the starving millions.

 

[jhanny]

Your wish is fulfilled, but the sun never sets, and you go crazy from overproduction of vitamin D from too much sun. And ladies of the night are now out of business, so there goes that fun.

I wish there was a giant crab that would feed all the starving millions.

Granted but the giant crab that fed all the starving millions came from a giant hooker who hadn't showered in 8 years.

I wish my life was completely problem free, everything was always perfect all the time and I had absolutely no bad luck whatsoever.

 

[SammyStephens]

Granted. Your life becomes dull, there is nothing bad to compare to, so things that made you happy become mundane and normal



I wish I wasn't so pretty

 

[Ryder]

Granted but you are turned into a severely ugly person

I wish my grades were better.

 

[alibaba]

granted but you become a teachers pet and are ignored by your classmates

i wish i wasn't so bored

 

[jhanny]

granted but you become a teachers pet and are ignored by your classmates

i wish i wasn't so bored

Granted, but you get a job as a customer service rep where you have to work 24/7 with nonstop phone calls from complaining customers.

I wish I was awesome and felt awesome all the time.