Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[kim3478]

Hey cuz, let's go to Tasmania so we can get married...

 

[Wichita]

Im doing it because of the money

 

[kim3478]

I'm dead.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

5grams for this?!

 

[kim3478]

Titty titty bang bang...

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Are you sure you're hard? ...IJS

 

[kim3478]

Calling it noodle-sized would be overcompensating.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

i forgot to take my pill :willy_nilly:

 

[Wichita]

uhh what's a condom?

 

[Francis]

i forgot to take my pill :willy_nilly:

My ex's fav was " were those tic tacs or my pill "

Obviously twice it was the tacs... :24::24:

 

[kim3478]

Who is that nerd with the burger?

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

fuck me fuck me fuck me..



are you done yet?

 

[Wichita]

my dad taught me that you know.

 

[rikki]

Shout out? Never your own name!

 

[Wichita]

If I dont kiss you, you wont get pregnant, trust me!

 

[kim3478]

Just get it up you old fart.

 

[Francis]

Oh Lord I can't wait till this is over..

 

[Wichita]

hey, that's my armpit!!!!

 

[kim3478]

Rape.
Fire away!
Fire in the hole.

 

[Wichita]

you're under arrest