Male or female? You might not have known this, but alot of non-living objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples.
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreck havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.
S P GES: These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male because they always use the same old line for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Female, because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they have hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha you probably thought it would be male but consider this. It easily gives a man pleasure, he would be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreck havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.
S P GES: These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male because they always use the same old line for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Female, because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they have hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha you probably thought it would be male but consider this. It easily gives a man pleasure, he would be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!
