FreightTrain
Active Member
So the teacher instructs her 3rd-grade class to give a 3-syllable word and use it in a sentence. Several kids raise their hands, including dirty Johnny. The teacher passes him over and chooses Sally.
"Beautiful," says Sally. "My teacher is beautiful!"
"Why, thank you," the teacher replies. "Anyone else?" Again, several hands, including Johnny's, are waving. She goes to Mary.
"Wonderful. My teacher is wonderful!" Again the teacher thanks the student and asks for another answer. Reluctantly, she chooses Johnny.
"Urinate," says Johnny.
"Johnny!!" the teacher replies in shock.
"Urinate, but if your tits were bigger, you'd be a ten!"
"Beautiful," says Sally. "My teacher is beautiful!"
"Why, thank you," the teacher replies. "Anyone else?" Again, several hands, including Johnny's, are waving. She goes to Mary.
"Wonderful. My teacher is wonderful!" Again the teacher thanks the student and asks for another answer. Reluctantly, she chooses Johnny.
"Urinate," says Johnny.
"Johnny!!" the teacher replies in shock.
"Urinate, but if your tits were bigger, you'd be a ten!"
