Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Your probably chinese if:
You eat rice for breakfast
Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu
You remember or still use "the bowl" for haircuts
You never made the school football or basketball team.
You inform the ticket clerk that your 13 year old is 12 to avoid paying adult fare.
Your grandmother smells like mothballs.
You'd bring home a Caucasian friend and "PoPo" would be cooking something that smelled like it had died a week ago.
You were told you all look alike.
You know how to pinch someone with your toes.
You would stand in line for hours and hours for a free gift whether you needed it or not.
You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas when it's 50% off.
You have never used your dishwasher.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
You feel like you've won the lottery if you didn't have to pay tax for an item.
You starve yourself all day before going to an all you can eat buffet.
You keep used batteries.
You're always late.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You live with your parents and over 30 years old.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Your parents always ask you if you've eaten, even though it's midnight.
You notice at dances, a wall of guys standing together trying to look cool.
Your parents are never satisfied with your grades.
You buy rice in 50 pound sacks.
You wash rice 2 to 3 times before you cook it.
You save your children't halloween candy and give it out the next year.
Your parents constantly complain you use too much toilet paper when you go to the bathroom.
You've asked your parent's help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friend's kid.
You have no eyelashes!
Your idiot friends try to impress you with pathetic imitation languages, "ching chong woo bok chi"
You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don't.
Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow" into them and wear them for years to come.
Your family always cheer for the Asian athlete competing.
Your friends automatically assume you're good at math.
You ARE good at math!
Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers
You eat rice for breakfast
Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu
You remember or still use "the bowl" for haircuts
You never made the school football or basketball team.
You inform the ticket clerk that your 13 year old is 12 to avoid paying adult fare.
Your grandmother smells like mothballs.
You'd bring home a Caucasian friend and "PoPo" would be cooking something that smelled like it had died a week ago.
You were told you all look alike.
You know how to pinch someone with your toes.
You would stand in line for hours and hours for a free gift whether you needed it or not.
You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas when it's 50% off.
You have never used your dishwasher.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
You feel like you've won the lottery if you didn't have to pay tax for an item.
You starve yourself all day before going to an all you can eat buffet.
You keep used batteries.
You're always late.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You live with your parents and over 30 years old.
You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Your parents always ask you if you've eaten, even though it's midnight.
You notice at dances, a wall of guys standing together trying to look cool.
Your parents are never satisfied with your grades.
You buy rice in 50 pound sacks.
You wash rice 2 to 3 times before you cook it.
You save your children't halloween candy and give it out the next year.
Your parents constantly complain you use too much toilet paper when you go to the bathroom.
You've asked your parent's help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friend's kid.
You have no eyelashes!
Your idiot friends try to impress you with pathetic imitation languages, "ching chong woo bok chi"
You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don't.
Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow" into them and wear them for years to come.
Your family always cheer for the Asian athlete competing.
Your friends automatically assume you're good at math.
You ARE good at math!
Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers
