Your name in Urban Dictionary

[satinbutterfly]

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1.	Claude	117 up, 50 down
	The coolest fucking sheep you'll ever meet. Guy 1: yo, have you seen Claude? Guy 2: Yeah, he's the plushiest mother fucker I know.

That's the best one I've seen yet. :clap

 

[Francis]

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:24::24::24::24: Yah someone had it in for my name..

Obviously someone named Claude pissed multiple people off..

5.	Claude	8 up, 17 down
	Asshole, cheats on all his girlfriends and can never remain faithful. On the plus he's a hardworker and will kick anyones ass. Dont mess with him, thats Claude!

 

[Natasha]

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LMFAO...I love that one!!!

 

[Proton]

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1.	Martyn	131 up, 26 down
	A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive. omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.
2.	Martyn	9 up, 16 down
	The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you. "I'm so upset!" "Aww, don't worry! Martyn will cheer you up!" "You're right! I love Martyn!"
3.	Martyn	9 up, 29 down
	An overweight homosexual male from the north-east of england. Often found with greasy hair and bad in bed. guy1: Dude he was shit in bed guy2: He's such a martyn

Well ONE of them is SPOT ON...:24:

 

[Keight]

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ahahaha YEAH BABY!!


Kate
A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
1. I wish i was Kate.

2. Kate is great.





Catherine
An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.

 

[skyblue]

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Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right
'Do the Ian!'

Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'

Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
That guy over there must be called Ian.

A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.
Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?
Yea it was such an ian

 

[butterflylover]

Tonya an awesome person that is very kind and friendly to anyone and everyone. will go out of their way to help you out even if it means they somehow get screwed over. bubbly and cheerful, this person will brighten your day and make you thankful you got out of bed just for the opportunity to experience the wonderfullness they bring to your life.