Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
YOU MIGHT BE PO' WHITE TRASH IF....
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so
I can take a bath."
You've ever given a rat trap as a gift.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep a can of RAID on your dining room table.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so
I can take a bath."
You've ever given a rat trap as a gift.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep a can of RAID on your dining room table.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
