"You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."

[mazHur]

Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"

 

[Mystic]

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.





What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.



Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.



What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.



and last but not least....


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

 

[hart]

(((Mystic)) Hi-five!

 

[sexysadie]

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.





What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.



Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.



What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.



and last but not least....


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

:24::24:I totally enjoyed this post...

 

[USF Sam]

why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

:24::24::24:

 

[sexysadie]

:24::24::24:

 

[mazHur]

:rofl2:

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.





What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.



Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.



What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.



and last but not least....


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

:nanners:

 

[mazHur]

:24::24:I totally enjoyed this post...

I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!:24::clap

 

[sexysadie]

I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!:24::clap

Your post was very funny...lol

 

[mazHur]

Your post was very funny...lol

I am glad you liked it. Did you find any 'moral in the joke??


I had been talking and talking
She kept listening and listening
and when I had been exhausted talking
she asked:: ''Did you say something''

 

[sexysadie]

I am glad you liked it. Did you find any 'moral in the joke??


I had been talking and talking
She kept listening and listening
and when I had been exhausted talking
she asked:: ''Did you say something''

I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

[mazHur]

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Who says boys are naughty??
Played naughty a boy with a girl
and forgot his antics forever!!

 

[Ertragen]

Mystiq's post makes me ashamed to be a man. Maybe one of you ladies could help me be more sensitive and understanding like you by giving it thousand licks and making it melt away?

 

[sexysadie]

Mystiq's post makes me ashamed to be a man. Maybe one of you ladies could help me be more sensitive and understanding like you by giving it thousand licks and making it melt away?

But.....we'd miss it...lol

 

[Ertragen]

But.....we'd miss it...lol

Then how about you stop at 900 licks?

 

[mazHur]

''Anyone there to give me a rim job, I need more licks??''