A man is waiting at the subway for his next stop. Suddenly, he gets the feeling to go to the bathroom really bad. He runs to the men's bathroom, but the door is locked.
Luckily, the women's bathroom is open. He had to go so bad that he thought to himself: "Hmm, well, there's always a time for everything and I've never been to the women's bathroom before... so, ah, what the hell!"
The man walks inside the women's bathroom to find that there is no one there. As he does his business and washes his hands, he notices 3 strange buttons along with 3 machines under each button. The man was completely overwhelmed by curiosity and could not help but go and try out each machine.
He comes up close to the machines and notices that each one has a label:
The first one is labeled AHW;
The second one is labeled AFW;
And the third one is labeled ATR.
He presses the button on the first machine and the machine washes his hands. So he thought to himself: "Ah, AHW - Automatic Hand Washer."
He presses the button on the second machine and the machine washes his feet. He figures: "Oh ok, AFW - Automatic Foot Washer!"
He presses the button on the third machine and he suddenly wakes up on a hospital bed with a slight pain around his lower waist area. A doctor comes up to the man and picks up the plackard next to him and mutters: "Oh no, no - this is not good at all."
After regaining consciousness, the man asks the doctor: "Doctor....... what... happened?" The doctor answers: "Well, it seems here that you used the ATR machine in the women's bathroom - the Automatic Tampon Remover."
Luckily, the women's bathroom is open. He had to go so bad that he thought to himself: "Hmm, well, there's always a time for everything and I've never been to the women's bathroom before... so, ah, what the hell!"
The man walks inside the women's bathroom to find that there is no one there. As he does his business and washes his hands, he notices 3 strange buttons along with 3 machines under each button. The man was completely overwhelmed by curiosity and could not help but go and try out each machine.
He comes up close to the machines and notices that each one has a label:
The first one is labeled AHW;
The second one is labeled AFW;
And the third one is labeled ATR.
He presses the button on the first machine and the machine washes his hands. So he thought to himself: "Ah, AHW - Automatic Hand Washer."
He presses the button on the second machine and the machine washes his feet. He figures: "Oh ok, AFW - Automatic Foot Washer!"
He presses the button on the third machine and he suddenly wakes up on a hospital bed with a slight pain around his lower waist area. A doctor comes up to the man and picks up the plackard next to him and mutters: "Oh no, no - this is not good at all."
After regaining consciousness, the man asks the doctor: "Doctor....... what... happened?" The doctor answers: "Well, it seems here that you used the ATR machine in the women's bathroom - the Automatic Tampon Remover."
