World Wide Web Warning!!!

[freakofnature]

The internet has not been cleaned for years and is full of dead links and empty domain names. To improve performance, the internet will be shut down for one week starting tomorrow. Please keep your computer turned off during that time so that the hard drive is not accidentally erased.


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[Sparkey Duck]

Grrr, I was going to order my Russian Bridge on Saturday, guess she'll have to wait

 

[HK]

Grrr, I was going to order my Russian Bridge on Saturday, guess she'll have to wait

What's wrong with the bridges in your country? Not wide enough? :ninja


I wonder if a 'Stay Off The Internet For 24 Hours' day would ever work. I bet you'd get all kinds of fail from people shutting down their computers, then using their phones to post status updates about how good they were being.

 

[Sparkey Duck]

What's wrong with the bridges in your country? Not wide enough? :ninja

It's a sore subject... I liked my old bridge, but she was a swing bridge she'd let anyone ride on her

I want a bridge that's all mine.. slinky with suspenders and no toll booth..

 

[Tuffdisc]

I feel like putting this as my facebook status, and watch my friends panic :24:

 

[freakofnature]

It's a sore subject... I liked my old bridge, but she was a swing bridge she'd let anyone ride on her

I want a bridge that's all mine.. slinky with suspenders and no toll booth..

Ah yes! And you can only get those kind from Russia. :nod:

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Ah yes! And you can only get those kind from Russia. :nod:

Well I did try getting a Thai bridge, it looked like a bridge, just it had a hidden secret.. it was really an aquaduct... not into that sort of thing..

 

[HK]

It's a sore subject... I liked my old bridge, but she was a swing bridge she'd let anyone ride on her

I want a bridge that's all mine.. slinky with suspenders and no toll booth..

It's these moderns bridges spoiling men these days. Real bridges used to be made of stone and bricks, none of this fancy metal and plastic you get now. I tell you, it looks flashy and I'm sure it's exciting when you're having a ride, but they don't last half as long!

 

[Sparkey Duck]

I know, I mean look at this one.. curvy and slinky yes, but what happens when you just want to talk

 

[HK]

You want to get yourself a nice British bridge, son. Something that can handle a whole train going through her should the need arise.

 

[Sparkey Duck]

You want to get yourself a nice British bridge, son. Something that can handle a whole train going through her should the need arise.

Not sure I could stand by and watch my bridge get 'trained' over and over again, so to speak... the wear and tear would just make it structurally unstable.

I think I might just call it a day and go for the Thai aquaduct... I can learn to love that...

 

[freakofnature]

I think this is the fastest one of my threads has ever gone off topic. Good job guys! :clap :thumbup

 

[Sparkey Duck]

I think this is the fastest one of my threads has ever gone off topic. Good job guys! :clap :thumbup

Well with the interwebz down, gonna need a good bridge to snuggle up to!

 

[rback33]

OMG I love this forum. You guys are cracking me up.

 

[JoeCool10]

OMG I love this forum. You guys are cracking me up.

And the forum loves you, dollface. The forum loves you

 

[Darrell]

And the forum loves you, dollface. The forum loves you

Good god, get a room. :24:

 

[JoeCool10]

Good god, get a room. :24:

LMAO Darrell hates me.

 

[Darrell]

LMAO Darrell hates me.

Haha. Hardly.

 

[HK]

LMAO Darrell hates me.

Screw him, I love you :smiley31:

 

[JoeCool10]

Haha. Hardly.

Hmmm... :humm: Prove it, you must.

Screw him, I love you :smiley31:

Yesss! :nanajig: I love you too! :smiley31: