Work E-mail Filter

[hart]

I'm a baaaad girl. I was e-mailing the gal in Central office about the receptionist's phone and how it kept reprogramming itself since we had a work do on it. She urged me to do a ticket on it. I said that the phone appeared cock-eyed and I had fiddled with the cords and they appeared flush and I was going to see if this resolved the problem.

So I sent off the message and got a message back from FORE FRONT SERVER SECURITY.
Filter name: "KEYWORD= Sexual: cock"
State: Purged
Subject Line: "FW: Microsoft Forefront Server Security Notification: Microsoft Forefront Security for Exchange Server matched a filter"

:24: So people do NOT use the word cock-eyed in your government e-mail if you know what is good for you~!!!!

 

[HK]

Lol! Oh wow

 

[Darrell]

Potty mouth. :tooth

 

[darkcgi]

that is hilarious

 

[teh_fuzz]

LOL

Also keep in mind there is a HUGE difference from SHIT to SHIFT and spell checked DOES not catch that

 

[satinbutterfly]

I struggle with this when emailing my bf at work. My messages get filtered about half the time. :24::ninja

 

[Aeval]

I struggle with this when emailing my bf at work. My messages get filtered about half the time. :24::ninja

Haha, mine too.

 

[Francis]

LOL

Also keep in mind there is a HUGE difference from SHIT to SHIFT and spell checked DOES not catch that

I remember the secretary of the CEO of a very large component company sending an email to the CEO of another.. This was a direct deal we were doing and perfect proof why you should never count on spell check..

Dear Mr xxx, as per Mr xxx we guarantee our parts will shit ( ship ) to you on time. All 1 million pieces shall arrive as promised.

Yours Truly

 

[hart]

Gee Francis were they shitting dolls or something?

 

[Francis]

Gee Francis were they shitting dolls or something?

Was too funny.. I called the lady as soon as the email popped up and said read what you wrote and she screamed FUCK because I was CC'd on the email... :24:

No way to recall emails in most servers outside your companies.. When its gone it's sent..

And the parts were the parts that make dolls shit..

 

[Natasha]

LMFAO Awesome.

I got blocked by the firewall at work for trying to look at a "sexually explicit" website b/c I googled "Allgood Pest Control." :dunno

Also...we have a Shi Street and I can't count how many times people have entered it as Shit Street instead, LOL Yes, myself included.