Women are like... Yahoo maps... They will tell you where to drive but you'll end up stranded somewhere.
Women are like... Water bottles... The heavier they are the less likely you'll be taking her along whereever you go.
Women are like... Land mines... You make one wrong move and hundred right moves won't matter.
Women are like... Soda... Not very good flat.
Women are like... Thrift clothing... You are always picking out one that was once someone else's and hoping it doesn't have stank on it.
Women are like... Water bottles... The heavier they are the less likely you'll be taking her along whereever you go.
Women are like... Land mines... You make one wrong move and hundred right moves won't matter.
Women are like... Soda... Not very good flat.
Women are like... Thrift clothing... You are always picking out one that was once someone else's and hoping it doesn't have stank on it.
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