I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain
basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream."When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream."When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
