Jackass master
Old and worn out
This is just too funny. Imagine how much time it took to make this.


It's winter in New Brunswick
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love New Brunswick
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think that I'm a fool.
But I could never leave New Brunswick,
Cause I'm frozen to the stool
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love New Brunswick
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think that I'm a fool.
But I could never leave New Brunswick,
Cause I'm frozen to the stool