Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A man walks into a public men's room. His arms are held
awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply,
fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks,
"Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"
The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the
stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how
humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something
like this, so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.
Next, the man asks him to hold his penis while he pees. The
second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is asked.
Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to
put his penis back in his pants.
"Oh, I can take care of that," the first man says, blowing on
his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now.":yuk
awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply,
fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks,
"Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"
The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the
stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how
humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something
like this, so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.
Next, the man asks him to hold his penis while he pees. The
second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is asked.
Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to
put his penis back in his pants.
"Oh, I can take care of that," the first man says, blowing on
his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now.":yuk
