Why I'll Never Or Even Want To Understand People Part 2,591

[Peter Parka]

I know this was a few years ago but someone was only kind enough to share this with me tonight. :yukuke:

Police hunt train defecator

Police are hunting a man who caused more than 20 000 GBP damage by defecating on trains.
On 2007-05-01 Mr. Bonney Eberendu, who had been awaiting sentence for committing criminal damage offences, escaped from a hospital where he had been undergoing a mental health assessment.
British Transport Police are now appealing for help from the public to track him down.
The 36-year-old homeless man was arrested by police in 2006-10 after CCTV images of him were circulated.
Mr. Eberendu later pleaded guilty at Westminster Magistrates’ Court to 22 offences of causing criminal damage across the railway network in the south and south-east of England.
He had smeared human excrement inside carriages over a three-month period.
Mr.Eberendu was undergoing the mental health assessment ahead of a sentencing hearing expected later this month.
British Transport Police spokesman Detective Constable Ms. Donna Fox said:

‘We are extremely concerned for his well-being and are urging any members of the public who may see him travelling on the transport network to alert police immediately.
‘Police are circulating his image as a wanted person.
‘Anyone who sees him should call 080 040 5040.’
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http://clippednews.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/pooman-loose/

 

[rback33]

Wow. That is out there Peter. I am not even sure how to respond. Mental illness DOES come to mind. I mean.. I am a little "off" some people think.... but I don't like to play with my own poo...

 

[Darrell]

Yeah, that guy is clearly suffering from mental illness. Hopefully he has been found, and treated.

 

[Mystic]

wow thats shitty

 

[rback33]

LOL nice one mystic

 

[Kyle B]

I had a professor last semester who taught at a school in Brooklyn years ago. He was telling us that there was a teacher at this school who would always take a poop in the stairwell. Once, on the principal's birthday, the guy left a turd with a candle in it.

 

[Mystic]

at our golf course we had some huge turny and one of the groups of men decided it would be funny to shit in one of the holes for the next group.

lmao

 

[Ryder]

Well we do know now what he thinks of the train system. He thinks it's shit. I'm sorry, cheesy but I couldn't help it. But in all seriousness yes the man is obviously mentally impaired.

 

[porterjack]

hope he gets his life back on track

 

[Peter Parka]

Found out the story about this. Apparently he was hearing voices in his head telling him to kill a child or woman. He was searching out a target and the only way to stop himself, he found, was by purging himself by having a crap and smearing it all over a train.