Why did the Chicken Cross the road

[Haus]

:24::24::24::24:

 

[gLing]

I thought the doggy was going to eat her!

 

[Murdoc]

i was hoping that would be the case

 

[Boomer]

That is just freaky...

 

[juggler]

My! What big teeth you have Grandma!!!:24:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

oh good lord! :24::24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?[/FONT]
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George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Colin Powell 's Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.[/FONT]

 

[Mase]

The look of the dog is what makes this funny.

 

[Crusty Lugholes]

That dog's expression made me giggle out loud!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Michael Behe's answer:

A chicken crossing a road has:

eyes
legs
a road
the other side

If any one of those irreducibly complex parts is missing the chicken will be unable to cross the road, so if it looks, walks (across roads) and clucks like a chicken, then, absent compelling evidence to the contrary, it's an intelligently designed chicken. Its legs are molecular machines, literally outboard motors. Look at Mount Rushmore… (Continued)

 

[Haus]

The look of the dog is what makes this funny.

exactly. its not the joke. cause i havent laughed to this joke since i was like 3 years old