Life on the farm holds mysteries for city folks. Think of the sweet young thing who is visiting a farm for the first time.
As the farmer is showing her around, she points to one animal in the pasture.
"Oh, what a funny looking cow," she says. "Why doesn't it have any horns?"
"Well, there are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," answers the farmer. "Some are born without horns and don't get any until they're much older. Others are dehorned when they're young. Still other breeds just don't have any at all."
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The farmer pauses for a moment. "But the chief reason this cow doesn't have any horns is because it's a horse."
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As the farmer is showing her around, she points to one animal in the pasture.
"Oh, what a funny looking cow," she says. "Why doesn't it have any horns?"
"Well, there are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," answers the farmer. "Some are born without horns and don't get any until they're much older. Others are dehorned when they're young. Still other breeds just don't have any at all."
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The farmer pauses for a moment. "But the chief reason this cow doesn't have any horns is because it's a horse."
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