Who is pimpin?

[Leah Love]

I am pimpin!!




We don't need no stinkin photoshop!!









Cooler than a polar Bear's toe nails!!

:24::24::24: Priceless!

 

[BeautifulHeart]

lmao what u like

 

[Mystic]

lmao...

 

[Tyler Durden]

I approve of any thread quoting The Holy Grail

Talking of which -

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

[teh_fuzz]

Dude Im the original OTZpimp

 

[flipx]

Where's the hat, and the cane, and the bright purple/green coat? AND of course, the bitches?!

 

[canidae]

Where's the hat, and the cane, and the bright purple/green coat? AND of course, the bitches?!

:homo:

YES!!! The bitches, the ho's, the dumb ho's . . .

none of the ladies on OTz qualify

 

[satinbutterfly]

:homo:

YES!!! The bitches, the ho's, the dumb ho's . . .

none of the ladies on OTz qualify

Are you sucking up? If so, you're doing a damn fine job. Please continue.

 

[canidae]

Are you sucking up? If so, you're doing a damn fine job. Please continue.

Shhhhhhh :ninja

 

[spaz]

L O FUCKING L. andrew, i must say this entire thread made me laugh so hard i nearly pissed myself. and i haven't laughed all night! :24: you are officially my favorite.

 

[SammyStephens]

L O FUCKING L. andrew, i must say this entire thread made me laugh so hard i nearly pissed myself. and i haven't laughed all night! :24: you are officially my favorite.

Thanks lil Sexy Spazzy Mcnasty!!

 

[BlackCherry]

I'm all about the fro...but I think we need to strengthen up that pimp hand so you can take clearer piccies.

 

[SammyStephens]

I'm all about the fro...but I think we need to strengthen up that pimp hand so you can take clearer piccies.

My pimp hand is strong!!! It just gets twitchy when it hasn't "smacked a ho" in awhile!!