Whitney Houston

[Joe the meek]

Copied and paste, I can't take credit.

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she’s just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

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Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note.

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I’ve decided to call my cock ‘Whitney’ because it likes to go stiff in the bathtub.

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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?
At least my car can hit 50.

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“Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney.” Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.

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Apparently there will be a huge line outside Whitney Houston‘s funeral service. Which coincidentally is what killed her.

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What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common? A major crack problem.

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What’s the difference between a Diva and a Diver:
A Diva can’t breathe underwater.

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What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
Whitney Houstons crack pipe.

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Whitney Houston won an impressive six grammys in fourteen years….slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes

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Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.

Bobby Brown found dead. A note next to his body says 'Two can play that game'

Apparently,Bobby Brown WILL be going to Whitney's funeral.......it's his prerogative


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[Natasha]

I deleted the 2 racial jokes. Not cool.

 

[Joe the meek]

I deleted the 2 racial jokes. Not cool.

Cool as compared in making a joke about a woman who lost her life due to a drug addiction?

Amazing society we live isn't it?

 

[Tangerine]

Cool as compared in making a joke about a woman who lost her life due to a drug addiction?

Amazing society we live isn't it?

In my opinion there is absolutely no topic that it is not "OK" to joke about. People need to get the fuck over themselves a little more and not be afraid to laugh.

 

[Codrus]

In my opinion there is absolutely no topic that it is not "OK" to joke about. People need to get the fuck over themselves a little more and not be afraid to laugh.

You sir are obviously a genius and a believer in my Cod-like teachings:thumbup

 

[BleedingBull]

In my opinion there is absolutely no topic that it is not "OK" to joke about. People need to get the fuck over themselves a little more and not be afraid to laugh.

My views as well, if it makes you laugh its all good, its the intention not the joke imo thats insulting, nothing is safe from my humour, no race, sex, or blonde lol.

 

[Joe the meek]

My views as well, if it makes you laugh its all good, its the intention not the joke imo thats insulting, nothing is safe from my humour, no race, sex, or blonde lol.

I happen to agree. For some reason, people always seem to want to differentiate between ethnicities and racial when it comes to jokes, and if it's the latter, you're considered a racist. I guess that's due to our now political correct society, however I find it amazing that some people fail to not see that making a joke about a blonde is no different in nature (stereotype or generalization).

 

[zen]

For some reason, people always seem to want to differentiate between ethnicities and racial when it comes to jokes.

Well duh...what good would a Pollock joke be without a Pollock.

 

[Tangerine]

You sir are obviously a genius and a believer in my Cod-like teachings:thumbup

Actually, the one who nursed and shaped my genius was none other than George Carlin, but if you want to believe it's you, you have every Cod-damned right to do so!

 

[Codrus]

Actually, I the one who nursed and shaped my genius was none other than George Carlin, but if you want to believe it's you, you have every Cod-damned right to do so!

:24:...repped:thumbup

 

[Joe the meek]

Well duh...what good would a Pollock joke be without a Pollock.

Point being if I asked why Pollocks always spelled their last name with ending in "ski" compared to asking why so many blacks were killed during the Vietnam war, the latter is considered racist by some.

For myself, it makes no difference to who or why you're making fun of a "stereotype/generalization", you're still making fun of that person/race/gender/ethnicity/hair color.

Dave Chappell is a great comedian IMO, but look at some of his work. No one considers him racist do they?

 

[Natasha]

No offense, guys, but it's not up for discussion. Thread closed.