When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand...
Return home and change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You
will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized.
'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I
am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.
"
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS
ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
WORSE THAN YOURS!
try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand...
Return home and change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You
will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized.
'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I
am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.
"
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS
ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
WORSE THAN YOURS!
